Melissa Gilbert Wasn't Available for a Fitting?
It was announced today that Project Runway will move to Lifetime (television for women) after the next season. You can read more about it HERE.
While the last season seemed to drag to an end, it seems like the change from Bravo to Lifetime might really change the show for the worse. Here's how I see it going down:
(On the Runway, Heidi walks out to the designers in their chairs)
Heidi Klum: Hello! Designers, here's this week's models for you to choose from. You should be familiar with them. Here's Merideth Baxter, Valleri Bertinelli and Lindsey Wagner. Also we have Raven Symone, as well. She's new to the Lifetime line up as well having grown too old for Disney. Too. As Well.
(Quick cuts to three designers in fronto of the scrim describing discovering the clients)
Contestant One: I was all, who are these women? (Off screen mumble) Really? Couldn't they get Joan Collins? At least she wore gowns.
Contestant Two: So is this the everyday woman week? We're going to need to stock up on a lot of Vaseline this week.
Contestant Three: Oh my god! I love these women! As a little boy I watched their movies and just cried and cried!
(tight shot on Heidi)
Heidi Klum: Alright, go see Tim in the workroom. Bye!
Workroom, Tim Gunn stands across from the remaining designers)
Tim Gunn: Designers, this week's challenge is to design an outfit for your models for their next Lifetime movie. It's important that the out fit says "fashion" and says "victim", but the accouterments don't say "fashion victim." Make it work!
(Tim leaves and the designers go to work)
While the last season seemed to drag to an end, it seems like the change from Bravo to Lifetime might really change the show for the worse. Here's how I see it going down:
(On the Runway, Heidi walks out to the designers in their chairs)
Heidi Klum: Hello! Designers, here's this week's models for you to choose from. You should be familiar with them. Here's Merideth Baxter, Valleri Bertinelli and Lindsey Wagner. Also we have Raven Symone, as well. She's new to the Lifetime line up as well having grown too old for Disney. Too. As Well.
(Quick cuts to three designers in fronto of the scrim describing discovering the clients)
Contestant One: I was all, who are these women? (Off screen mumble) Really? Couldn't they get Joan Collins? At least she wore gowns.
Contestant Two: So is this the everyday woman week? We're going to need to stock up on a lot of Vaseline this week.
Contestant Three: Oh my god! I love these women! As a little boy I watched their movies and just cried and cried!
(tight shot on Heidi)
Heidi Klum: Alright, go see Tim in the workroom. Bye!
Workroom, Tim Gunn stands across from the remaining designers)
Tim Gunn: Designers, this week's challenge is to design an outfit for your models for their next Lifetime movie. It's important that the out fit says "fashion" and says "victim", but the accouterments don't say "fashion victim." Make it work!
(Tim leaves and the designers go to work)