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[eggum16]

WHAT KIND OF CHEMISTRY BOOK DOESN'T HAVE AN INDEX OF TERMS?!?!?!

MOTHER FUCKERS!

p.s. this summer will be filled with me getting naked in a chair and playing tony hawk. this summer will be filled with stoned wakeboarding at night, overalls, poems, scavenger hunts, straightening boys hair, going to pizza parlors to see gay flirtation, sexxxx, lap

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[silentmusician]

Don't forget stoned wakeboarding.

[eggum16]

only if you wear your overalls and give me a lap dance...

[silentmusician]

How can I turn that down?

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[eggum16]

you can't. you are mine forever...oh and maybe you can throw in a teacup?

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[eggum16]

p.s. if i put out for you will you make me a fabulous homemade bong??? and recite a poem for me...that you wrote with all your genius skills. it goes a little something like this:
doh, some stuff i like to eat
ray, a dude who buys me booze
me, abbreviation for maine
fah, i ain't got no clue
la, i really hate l.a.
te, what you use in golf
and homer, he says doh doh doh....

bam motherfucker! (you can't resist, you are mine)

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[silentmusician]

I thought that peom was destroyed forever! Why god why will it not die?!??! Kill it now, I beg of you, for the well being of all! Now damnit now!

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[eggum16]

when you are famous...i shall destroy you with this poem.