reflection

[eggsquid]

Today I was working and I had the strangest desire to keep pushing people. Not just people I work with, which I usually have the desire to knock down, but "guests" in the store, customers. I wanted to push people like old ladies (which knowing me isn't really anything different and new) and even nice middle-aged ladies. I just really wanted to push

Comments

[dolgencorp]

They really ask you to call customers guests? The retail business is fucked up.

[the_wordmaster]

What you need to do is push a little kid. They fall down all the time anyway, and who would believe them when they blamed you? Nobody, that's who. Little kids are all dirty liars.