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YC: A FM Inkigayo Campaign with TVXQ
TVXQ: Happy Life~! YEAH!
JS: Hello
YH: Aigoo, Xiah Junsu’s here to play~?
*Yoochun’s laughter*
JS: Yeah, aunty. Where’s Yoochun?
CM: Oh, he’s studying in his room~Go on in~
JS: Okay
*knocks on the door*
JS: Yoochun~I’m here to play! Open the door
*Door opens and random sound effects. (T/N: Wonder who’s making the noise)
JS: YA! What are you doing?!
YC: AH! When did you come in?
JS: I kept calling you just now but you didn’t answer. What were you watching~?
YC: Umm. I was just studying
JS: You, move aside
YC: Ah~ What are you doing?!
JS: What are you watching and why are you blocking the screen?
YC: What are you trying to do? Ah, I’m not doing anything?
JS: Then why did I hear such strange noises, like ooh~ahh~ *insert chun laugh* when I opened the door?
YC: Ah, it’s not~
JS: Why are both your eyes red then?
YC: *stammering* Because I’m tired
JS: Then why’s your voice suddenly so deep?
YC: Ah, I’m not~ What’s wrong with me?
JS: When was the last time you cut your hair?
YC: A week ago. Why?
JS: Just as I expected. Your hair has grown so much longer because you watch such nonsense
JS: Aunty!! Uncle!
YH: Why? What’s the matter?
YC: Ah, nothing. Mum, just get away quickly.
JS: It’s not nothing, it isn’t! Aunty! Yoochun, he!
YC: YA~! It’s not like what he thinks it is
JS: He watches porn, porn videos
YH: *screams* Ah, what did you just say? Hubby! Hubby!
CM: What’s the matter?
YH: I’m dying, dying!
CM: What’s wrong with you? What happened to your mum?
YC: Ah, I… saw some videos by accident
YH: WHAT? By accident? Oh, whose fault is this? Isn’t he like this now because of how his character resembles his dad? You’re always watching those strange videos, no wonder your kid follows your example!!
YC: Dad, you watch them too?
CM: YOU! Watch what you’re talking. What did I ever watch? This kid Junsu is still here
JS: Recently, Yoochun’s been a little weird. The whole day, he just tries to hold other people’s hands
YC: Since when did I do that?
JS: And his drawings are weird too
YC: Since when did I do that?
JS: And when he stares at you, you get goosebumps!
YH: Aigoo, aigoo, what are we going to do? You childish kid! No wonder your teacher called and told us to go to school tomorrow! I’m so embarrassed
*school***
JJ: HAHAHAAH. Yoochun matures pretty quickly *Junsu giggles* Aigoo, he goes around collecting porn videos and lends them to the other kids *Junsu’s dying from excessive laughter* This is really~
YH: Teacher, I’m so sorry
JJ: Why?
CM: It’s my fault for not bringing up my kids properly
YH: Isn’t it obvious
CM: YOU! How can you speak without thinking in front of the teacher!
YH: Ah, this is all your fault. That’s why he’s like you
JJ: Ah, Sir, madam~~ It’s not good to argue in public
JS: Aunty, uncle, are you alright?
YC: I made a mistake and I’ll never do it again
JJ: *sighs* Yoochun isn’t concentrating in school because of the porn videos and his grades are dropping. His eyes are always red (T/N: Sore eyes because there’s a saying that if you watch porn/see something unclean, you get sore eyes) and he always seems so tired. And he’s always playing pranks on the female students
CM: Teacher!! It’s my fault that my kid turned out like this! Teacher! Please punish me instead. Please hit my leg!
JJ: Ah, aigoo. Ah, sir, please don’t be like this. Ah, please rise
CM: No!
JJ: We don’t punish kids here anymore
CM: Ah, no! I must be beaten in front of my kids!
JJ: Ah, no. I can’t do that
YH: That’s right! Teacher, please hit (Yoochun’s) dad!!
YC: Alright, alright! It’s my fault. I’ll never watch porn again. And I’ll destroy whatever I’ve collected so far! I’ll delete any videos with scenes of porn in them. I’ll never watch porn again!
YH: Burn all of them!
YC: Dad, mum, teacher! I’m sorry
YC: A FM Inkigayo Campaign with TVXQ
ALL: [Leading a happy life away from porn]
Translated by: sparkksey
Credits: blog.naver.com/besoyou
OH MY FUCKING GOD THEY NEED TO DO THIS MORE OFTEN. AND CHANGMIN I KNOW YOU ARE WATCHING PRON AT THIS MOMENT 8D