Oh lord.
Under the Hood statue to be released Check out those stacked thighs. Not bowlegged, but still, THIGHS.
I already have the pewter Jason statue and the Hush!Jason figure because I am obsessive and
twelve years old. *He* said "bottom lotion" - I didn't, mind you.
More Under the Hood movie info w/ Jensen Ackles. Most importantly, THEY'RE GOING TO ANIMATE 'DEATH IN THE FAMILY' !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY CRAP!
With Jensen's voice. WITH JENSEN'S VOICE. We will be drowning in animated bottom faces and loads of screaming. Also, growly voice and heavy breathing.
You know, I'm kind of jumping on the bandwagon in thinking Jensen is fully aware of his utterly unique typecasting.
I know that animation can't ever live up to 25 years of comic book interpretations (25 YEARS, FUCK!) but still, this is, like, even cooler than that time they animated part of 'The Dark Knight Returns' for the animated series. My fifteen year old self is dancing. The DVD will be out in October. I know what my birthday present is going to be...
So, in between Garak/Bashir, Golden Orgasm awards, ASSGM, talking to Latvian women about manpain and gang bang (and cats), being introduced to new levels of porn by men from the Great White North and the deep South, sweet Clois, and eventually SPN, my fannish life for ten years was DC Universe porn, starring Bruce Wayne/Jason Todd (Robin II), Bruce Wayne/Dick Grayson (Robin I), Bruce Wayne/Tim Drake (Robin III), Bruce Wayne/Clark Kent, Tim Drake/Kon-El (Superboy), and sometimes Bruce/Jason/Dick/Tim/Clark/Kon and every variation thereof.
I wanted to rec some fics (mostly from around 2005) when I was new to LJ (and making a total fool of myself, ignoring the whole beta-reader thing, and leaving incomprehensible feedback - I know, some things never change - JESUS, I'M A SPAZ. WHY DIDN'T SOMEONE MAKE ME QUIT YOU, LJ?), ahem, fics that are particularly memorable. This list is by no means exhaustive, complete, or indicative of the fandom as a whole, but just a list of fics that I still love and was able to seek out (before LJ used tags). The authors might choose different works as their favorites, so no offense is meant to them. Robins vary in ages. Keep that in mind.
thete1 broke my brain years ago and it hasn't been right since. She has all my gratitude.
The Pause That RefreshesTwo dual identity god-kings with perverse manners (and more perverse perversity) want very much to make young control freak capes lose their self-control. Recently posted porn of honed perfection. Possibly the best there is.
The Lie I Was Born To,
Miss,
Where Hunger Finds UsBruce/Jason. Stories so gorgeous, so *Jason*, they are part of my personal canon. IDK how many times I've read these.
As You and I Go DownJason is alive. Jason is dead.
These Moments, ImmortalDiscipline and self-control. Bruce and Jason. Yeah, right.
Your Peace, Suffused with SunlightDick and Clark, Robin and Superman. The best of buddies. Possibly the hottest pairing in the entire universe. See scan below.
Something Greater to CatchThis story broke my brain and I haven't put it back together since. Tim/Bruce.
glossing is so clever that I am still daunted, years later.
The Pleasures of Civic DutyGolden Age GENIUS FIC. GENIUS, I SAID GENIUS. Meaning, crack. But GENIUS CRACK.
Off Page SixBruce/Superboy, where Bruce has the upper hand (shock!). I actually love Superboy comics (well, Joe Kelly's Superboy comics), and I LOVE this story.
petronelle is classy as hell and her fic used to make me cry.
The TalkClark/Kon. Kryptonians in heat. Call upon their clones. (Don't kill me, you know I've always loved this.)
The Only ImmortalityLolita Robin series of greatness. Robin, and Lolita - the two greatest creations of all time? y/y? (Also, so Petra doesn't kill me.)
You also can't go wrong with
rubynye and
ficbyzee.
OR GORGEOUS SCANS.
Also, feel free to check tags or ask me or rec me stories of your own.
Tomorrow, a post about SPN OTP-ness. Hooray for coffee!
p.s. Since I'm reccing, remember how I complained about having issues with Dexter? Well, I still do, but also, the last four episodes of Season 4 are creepy and wonderful and finally living up to the show's potential. Great stuff!
And why isn't Smallville renewed yet? :( This week we get Clois Valentine's Day (with red K no doubt) and a scene with Lois I've been daydreaming about for YEARS. Also, the hot guy from Diary of a Call Girl is in the cast (shut up, Billie Piper is in it).