sniff sniff cough cough blaaarrggghhhh

[eggatron]

Where did my head go? I've asked that many a time before and I'm sure I'll ask it plenty of times after. I have so little memory of last night. I remember buckfast. I remember pooping. I remember chopping my finger. I remember finally getting all the way through "a little respect". I remember walking past the hospital. I remember falling flat on my

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[eggatron]

Booze thins the blood. In a few weeks my blood will be the thinest fluid know to man. It's going to be ace. I'll be able to sell it to the Russians as some sort of spy gizmo. £1,000 per drop at three pints a week. I'll be minted. Wooooo!!

[dumbdegenerate]

i know you pooped. You were quite proud when you announced it to the room.