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so i keep receiving restricted phone calls about parsimons,and how i put up an add that i wanted to purchase parsimons. If you don't know what parsimons are, according the the first red neck guy who called me, they are "llllyykkke tomatoes bbut kinda sweeet!" Apparently I want to purchase stock in parsimons. whoever the fuck put a false add out there is going to die, even tho its slightly entertaining. but WTF man, really? a faux ad for the purchase of parsimons? can't a girl get a break? also, WHO THE FUCK STOLE MY BIKE? (clearly, no one who may read this did so) my bike was in my friends basement. who would go into someones house, and into their basement and lug a bike up the stairs? really? would you? yeah you would, everyone wants an effing bike these god damn days. like its hip to go green or something? right, probably one of you dykes on bikes. haha i kid. UGHhhhh my bike..that i found in the garbage...it was a trek...waaaa waaa waaa..
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