Greener pastures

[egbert]

I came home yesterday to find my cat, god_kitty, sitting on the kitchen counter, where he knows damn well he does not belong.  I was upset, but immediately felt responsible, seeing as I had been cutting up ham leftovers earlier in the day, and hadn't totally cleaned it up.  However, the little bastard wasn't eating the ham bits.  Oh no.  He was happily munching down our pea shoots.  What the hell is wrong with my cat?  If he's gone vegetarian I think it's time to put him down.

I kid.  I wouldn't really put him down for that.  Now when he has so many other annoying qualities that would justify it.