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I'm such a mutt...
You know you're from Alabama when...
A soft drink isn't soda, cola, or pop, it's Coke.
You've said "fixin' to," "might could," or "usetacould" during the last week.
You think that people who complain about the humidity in other states are sissies.
You aren't surprised to find rental movies, groceries, ammunition and bait all in the same store.
Asian food is always "CHINESE" regardless of the fact that it may actually be Korean or Japanese or Thai
You know you're from Tennessee when...
"Vacation" means going to the family reunion.
You laugh when people from anywhere north of TN tries to say or spell "y'all"
You butter your hot biscuit by cutting it open, putting a slab of butter inside and closing it back up again.
Pigeon Forge is not pronounced with a French accent.
Gatlinburg does have an "L" in it and it should be pronounced.
You know you're from Indiana when...
You drive for three hours and the scenery outside doesn't change.
There's three feet of snow on the ground and school is still in session.
While driving all you see is corn.
People still have Christmas decorations up at Easter.
You start saying to yourself "More than corn in Indiana my butt."
Anyone with a cell phone looks out of place.
Walking through Wal-Mart with two carts full of kids is normal.
Wnyone with a tan is rich.
The hip hang-out place is McDonald's.
There really is more than corn in Indiana. There’s soybeans, too.
When you plan an orgy and a Euchre game breaks out.
A restaurant has an invisible wall in the non-smoking section and you believe it works.
You build your dream house on a cornfield, and you considered it posh.
You're proud to be called a Hoosier, even if you don't know what one is.
You have no problem spelling or pronouncing "Terre Haute"
You live in a city ... and there's a cornfield in your backyard.
High school basketball game draws a bigger crowd on the weekend nights than movie theaters.
You can see at least 2 basketball hoops from your yard.
The biggest question of your youth was "IU or Purdue?"
Indianapolis is the "big city".
You know what FFA and 4H stand for.
You think the state Bird is Larry.
You know you're from Florida when...
You own at least five pairs of flip flops
You know someone who's been struck by lightning
You're more scared of the freaks who live down the street than gators
Your backyard is sometimes a swamp
You're officially sick of Disney
You shrug off hurricane warnings
You've been permanently blinded by fat men in speedos
There are only two seasons - hot and hotter
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Florida.
You know you're from Alabama when...
A soft drink isn't soda, cola, or pop, it's Coke.
You've said "fixin' to," "might could," or "usetacould" during the last week.
You think that people who complain about the humidity in other states are sissies.
You aren't surprised to find rental movies, groceries, ammunition and bait all in the same store.
Asian food is always "CHINESE" regardless of the fact that it may actually be Korean or Japanese or Thai
You know you're from Tennessee when...
"Vacation" means going to the family reunion.
You laugh when people from anywhere north of TN tries to say or spell "y'all"
You butter your hot biscuit by cutting it open, putting a slab of butter inside and closing it back up again.
Pigeon Forge is not pronounced with a French accent.
Gatlinburg does have an "L" in it and it should be pronounced.
You know you're from Indiana when...
You drive for three hours and the scenery outside doesn't change.
There's three feet of snow on the ground and school is still in session.
While driving all you see is corn.
People still have Christmas decorations up at Easter.
You start saying to yourself "More than corn in Indiana my butt."
Anyone with a cell phone looks out of place.
Walking through Wal-Mart with two carts full of kids is normal.
Wnyone with a tan is rich.
The hip hang-out place is McDonald's.
There really is more than corn in Indiana. There’s soybeans, too.
When you plan an orgy and a Euchre game breaks out.
A restaurant has an invisible wall in the non-smoking section and you believe it works.
You build your dream house on a cornfield, and you considered it posh.
You're proud to be called a Hoosier, even if you don't know what one is.
You have no problem spelling or pronouncing "Terre Haute"
You live in a city ... and there's a cornfield in your backyard.
High school basketball game draws a bigger crowd on the weekend nights than movie theaters.
You can see at least 2 basketball hoops from your yard.
The biggest question of your youth was "IU or Purdue?"
Indianapolis is the "big city".
You know what FFA and 4H stand for.
You think the state Bird is Larry.
You know you're from Florida when...
You own at least five pairs of flip flops
You know someone who's been struck by lightning
You're more scared of the freaks who live down the street than gators
Your backyard is sometimes a swamp
You're officially sick of Disney
You shrug off hurricane warnings
You've been permanently blinded by fat men in speedos
There are only two seasons - hot and hotter
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Florida.