Mar 30, 2006 01:08
Two tanks of gas - $60
3 sodas - $3
2 nights of sleep in a hospital that freaks you the fuck out - some sanity
Dropping everything for three days (without having a problem with it) to be there for someone you love - priceless
Dos Equis - $3.50
Some depressing, whiny cunt dedicating a song for above metioned someone under the false pretense of that person being near death and the thought of his voice being the only thing that got her through it... while in fact the waste of genetic material never even bothered to come to the fucking hospital - murderous rage
5 more Dos Equis to quench fire - $17.50... but in this case, priceless.
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