[Video post/location scrambled/backdated to December 15th]
[The camera turns on to show a bedroom. There are a few chairs and a nice looking bed, big enough to two. The walls are decorated with pictures of places around the digital world but besides that there isn't much. Simple living. No one appears on screen yet but there is the sound of a chuckle.]
I know you'll show up eventually you little shits. Come on. Where are you?
[As if on cue, there appear the living mistletoe. They are floating around, looking for their target, though he's changed a lot in a year.]
Come on out lusty kitty~
Yeah, we know you're here!
We want to meet that new girl you got hiding here with...you...hey guys? Is that a...FLAME THROWER?!
[Before they can escape the two jets of flame launch out and ignite the mistletoe, burning them to ash before they even have a chance to flee. They cry out in pain for a moment before being burnt to a crisp. The flames stop and Jake quickly runs out and sweeps them into a container of sorts.]
There. [He turns to the camera.]
Hello there digital world. I thought I'd give you all an demonstration of my new home-made anti-mistletoe defense system. It's a two hit combo. First it's the mistletoe flame thrower. Burns them to ash in 10 seconds or less. Followed by this. [He holds up the container] The mistletoe prison. This contraption holds their ashes and when they re-spawn, they can't escape and it is sound proof. Watch.
[He brings it close to the camera and behold, they do regenerate. Only to speak but nothing is heard.]
The entire defense system is going for one million BITs but if you order right now, I can give you it for only seven hundred and fifty thousand. Or if you want to buy them separately, I can let them go for about five hundred thousand each. So what do you say? First come, first serve. Supplies are limited.
[He winks at the camera and shuts it off.]
I know you'll show up eventually you little shits. Come on. Where are you?
[As if on cue, there appear the living mistletoe. They are floating around, looking for their target, though he's changed a lot in a year.]
Come on out lusty kitty~
Yeah, we know you're here!
We want to meet that new girl you got hiding here with...you...hey guys? Is that a...FLAME THROWER?!
[Before they can escape the two jets of flame launch out and ignite the mistletoe, burning them to ash before they even have a chance to flee. They cry out in pain for a moment before being burnt to a crisp. The flames stop and Jake quickly runs out and sweeps them into a container of sorts.]
There. [He turns to the camera.]
Hello there digital world. I thought I'd give you all an demonstration of my new home-made anti-mistletoe defense system. It's a two hit combo. First it's the mistletoe flame thrower. Burns them to ash in 10 seconds or less. Followed by this. [He holds up the container] The mistletoe prison. This contraption holds their ashes and when they re-spawn, they can't escape and it is sound proof. Watch.
[He brings it close to the camera and behold, they do regenerate. Only to speak but nothing is heard.]
The entire defense system is going for one million BITs but if you order right now, I can give you it for only seven hundred and fifty thousand. Or if you want to buy them separately, I can let them go for about five hundred thousand each. So what do you say? First come, first serve. Supplies are limited.
[He winks at the camera and shuts it off.]