Blackbox something or other. [Video post/location untraceable/August 27th 2011]]

[efinkymraenilef]

[The video comes on to show everyone's favorite psycho feline. He is standing in some alleyway in some two. He has a big bright smile on his face and he seems to be having trouble not laughing.]Well well, hello Digital World. It's been a while, no? Well I've decided to come out of hiding for just a little bit. I'm dropping something off you see. I

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[vigilante_tamer]

You really don't have much of a survival instinct, do you?

[efinkymraenilef]

[Sighs.]

Say what you will. Don't care. I have plenty of survival instincts.

[vigilante_tamer]

You're making enemies everywhere.

At this rate, I don't even have to threaten you. You're gonna bite off more than you can chew and someone's going to have a new set of catskin gloves.

[efinkymraenilef]

I have to entertain myself somehow. Why have friends when you can have enemies?

[vigilante_tamer]

You... didn't take a head injury with your seal, did you?

That may be the stupidest thing I've ever heard. You don't have the kind of reputation to back up that boast.

[efinkymraenilef]

I don't have the reputation yet. I'm getting really tired of all you doubters out there. But keep underestimating me. I just might surprise you.

[vigilante_tamer]

What's your claim to fame so far? Kidnapping a cat? Attacking a coffee shop?

Please. I've got better things to do with my time than worry about that kind of rep.

[efinkymraenilef]

I love how no one seems to remember how I kidnapped two DATS officials and took the hands of one of them.

[vigilante_tamer]

So you kidnapped a cop or two and amputated one of them. Big deal. That's not a rep booster, that just goes to show that you keep picking your enemies poorly. Or, you know, stupidity. Whatever you want to call it.

I'm still not impressed.

[efinkymraenilef]

Hmmm...maybe I could choose others then. Maybe braid boy. Or that lovely pink haired girl he works with.

[vigilante_tamer]

You're not exactly well-versed in this field of work, are you?

Those threats work better on the guys who HAVEN'T gotten their hands dirty.

[efinkymraenilef]

Dirty hands or not. In the end, I know people hurt when they lose someone important to them. This whole thing with Kats has proven that to me. If you can't strike someone directly, go for someone they care about. Attack their weakness. Every group has a weakest link.

[vigilante_tamer]

Except for the guys who've already lost them, right?

Do you even have anyone that I can take from you? Rip away your last single link to something good?

Nah, I don't think so. I think you're already sucking the bottom of the barrel.

How's that lust seal work on an empty bed every night? Not a single kind word for your ears, except the ones in your delusions.

[efinkymraenilef]

You'd be surprised how well my seal has been working lately. I've got plenty of bed action. And I have my Queen. And that is one link you could never tear away.

[vigilante_tamer]

A whore isn't the same as a solid link, y'know.

And given how quickly your Queen's thrown away her toys before, I don't even need to try and break that one. It'll happen without anyone's effort sooner or later.

No, I think I'm pretty safe in assuming that you're gonna run out of hope before you're anything approaching a real threat.

[efinkymraenilef]

Dont. Call. My. Queen. A whore, you cocky little shit. And think what you want. You and those damn robots are going to get a rude awakening one day.