[Video post/Forward dated to March 2, 2011/Locked from DATS and Children under 15]

[efinkymraenilef]

[The camera turns on to show Jake, in his SWAT Kat uniform, lounging in a chair with a wicked smile on his feline features. He licks his lips and winks at the camera before speaking. In the background, the song below is playing in the background.]

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Hello Guys and Gals of the Digital World. I know with this nasty virus some of you are in need, well

Comments

[pidonus]

Sorry, I don't do people desperate enough to advertise their novice technique as if it's some kinda service.

[efinkymraenilef]

[grumblegrumbleneverstopsgrumble]

I am no novice.

[pidonus]

You used "Hungry Like the Wolf" as the background music for advertising sexual services.

Even if you were trying to be ironic that's sad.

[efinkymraenilef]

Okay, 2 things.

1) It's a good song.

2) Fuck you.

[pidonus]

Good songs aren't necessarily good for everything; less blatant is good sometimes, you know.

And sorry, I've had more than my share for today already.

[efinkymraenilef]

I could have used something less obvious you know. I just had the song stuck in my head. And good for you. I didn't mean it like that and you know it.

[pidonus]

You clearly have no clue how to bring your limited talents to market.

And it's hard to say, you seem desperate enough to think I might put out on a request like that.

[efinkymraenilef]

I'm not desperate! I was just offering my own services. God. Why don't you just leave me alone?

[pidonus]

Because watching someone like you play at being a playboy is too hilarious.

[efinkymraenilef]

I got plenty of tail back home, thank you. You have no idea what I can do given the opportunity.

[pidonus]

Somehow, I doubt that.

Your sexual desperations are so loud to my senses as to be almost worth a laugh, given how you handle them.

Only unfortunate thing is how they're making you into such a threat.

[efinkymraenilef]

...[He goes quiet. Why is he so easy for people to read now? He didn't used to be...]

just leave me alone dammit.

[pidonus]

Let me leave it at this.

You're so ruled by your lusts that it's making an ass out of you.

I am almost literally lust incarnated into a humanlike shell, and yet I'm coming out the more reasonable one.

Think about that.

[user pidonus has disconnected]