[Video post/Forward dated to March 2, 2011/Locked from DATS and Children under 15]

[efinkymraenilef]

[The camera turns on to show Jake, in his SWAT Kat uniform, lounging in a chair with a wicked smile on his feline features. He licks his lips and winks at the camera before speaking. In the background, the song below is playing in the background.]

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Hello Guys and Gals of the Digital World. I know with this nasty virus some of you are in need, well

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[techsavytabby]

[Chuckle]

Pathetic.

[efinkymraenilef]

Wanna run that by me again?

[techsavytabby]

You are a disgrace to all cat kind, and if not for this Pride Virus I am ashamed to admit I wouldn't have found the courage to tell you so.

But as it stands Mr. Clawson, your exploits have proven above all that you are the lowest of the low, you are vermin among cats. But you were already fully aware of that even before you gave into the darkness.

[efinkymraenilef]

You make it sound like it's something I should be ashamed of. I know who I am and I'm proud of it. What room do you even have to talk, anyway?

[techsavytabby]

Because you scruffy ruffian, I have stared into the Abyss and it blinked first

[efinkymraenilef]

[He's silent for a moment before speaking.]

...Haku.

[techsavytabby]

Precisely! You're not as stupid as you act.

It was child's play for a mind such as mine to deduce your true motives. I am unashamed to admit how close an eye I keep on the Onizuka family because of my attachment to Haku.

[efinkymraenilef]

I'm not stupid. And I think that would be constituted as stalking.

[techsavytabby]

Perhaps, but what do you suppose is worse?

To love from afar and move on with your life?

Or to let your lost love consume you from the inside, turning all that is good about it rotten. Eventually destroying the very thing you love.

You had every opportunity to be a part of her life as did I, and while I, the most ingenious creature that I am will forever be her friend and confident what are you?

Reviled. Disgusting. A nightmare. The very thing you would sell your soul for despises you, and it's all your fault. Almost humorous.

[efinkymraenilef]

Let her hate me. Let everyone hate me for all I care. Then it will be just like home. Much more familiar territory.

I'll be the nightmare. I'll be that reviled monster. And I'll enjoy every minute of it.

[techsavytabby]

I see...so like a child you cannot have things your way so you rebel.

But answer this for me foolish furry. Do you know what became of the others who have gone before you down this dark path?

[efinkymraenilef]

No, I don't. You going to enlighten me, oh wondrous ingenious creature?

[The sarcasm, it's tangible.]

[techsavytabby]

The only kind of criminals that don't end up being used up and discarded like the birth control devices I'm sure you don't have with you are geniuses you fool. Go back over the public network, search for references to masters, henchmen and most importantly, The Demon Kings.

One by one, they die, or are left in such a manner that they wish they were dead.

But please, continue to think with the smaller (much no doubt) of your two heads. There really is only room for so many perfect cats in this world and you're a semen stain on our race.

[efinkymraenilef]

[The is an explosion somewhere in the distance followed by Jake terminating the connection.]