Black Box 7 [Accidental Audio.]

Dec 21, 2010 16:03

You know you like her! Come on! Just walk up and give her a big smooch on the lips!

SHUT THE HELL UP! WHAT ARE YOU?!

I'm mistletoe, pissy pussy. Now, walk right on up and grab that huge pair- AWWWWWWH!!!

[The following noises are of a talking mistletoe being ripped to pieces by a very angry Jake. There is silence followed by an explosion. Then ( Read more... )

jake + talking mistletoe = explosions!!!

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[action] steamgoboom December 22 2010, 01:35:09 UTC
[peeks around the corner where the blast went through. It's not a big hole but... noticable none the less.

Nice job breaking it, Jake.]

... Haku's gonna be pissed, brah.

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Re: [action] efinkymraenilef December 22 2010, 01:45:36 UTC
[The feline doesn't answer right away. He's putting the second mistletoe corpse on a small pike. Once he's done though, he speaks.]

I can fix it. Now, I need to put his on the roof of our shop so none will come near it in fear of death. Now...where is that ladder?

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[action] steamgoboom December 22 2010, 01:51:14 UTC
[points where the ladder is... right next to the hole, about three inches from getting blown up WITH the wall.]

Eh, I know these things are lousy, but brah, don't let 'em get to you so much. They're just fulla hot air.

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Re: [action] efinkymraenilef December 22 2010, 02:01:57 UTC
[Jake's ears droop as he grabs the ladder, glad he didn't blow it up too. When he speaks, it's soft and just above a whisper.]

Not completely hot air.

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[action] steamgoboom December 22 2010, 03:13:07 UTC
... eh? Wassat?

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Re: [action] efinkymraenilef December 22 2010, 03:14:09 UTC
Nothing. Nothing at all.

[And off he goes to put the pike on the roof.]

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[action] steamgoboom December 22 2010, 03:18:46 UTC
Ehhh...

[watches him leave, scratching her head]

Some days I wonder 'bout this place...

[a sigh, and she shuffles off back to work]

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Re: [action] efinkymraenilef December 22 2010, 04:21:09 UTC
[Comes back in once he's done.]

Wait...why are you here?

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[action] steamgoboom December 22 2010, 04:22:54 UTC
Eh... I didn't get what I was working on finished yesterday. I'm almost done, though. Leaving after that.

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Re: [action] efinkymraenilef December 22 2010, 04:25:12 UTC
Well, since you're here.

[He pulls out a box from underneath his new work bench. He loves it, so much storage space and fires missiles. What else could he want? The box is wrapped in dark blue wrapping paper and has a nice purple bow on top.]

Happy Birthday! I hope you like it. It's heavy though.

[And of course it is heavy. It is filled with one nice wrist missiles to go along with the Gloveatrix she is going to be getting later that day.]

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[action] steamgoboom December 22 2010, 04:36:43 UTC
Wh-whoa, wait a second, kane. How'd you even know it was my birthday?

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Re: [action] efinkymraenilef December 22 2010, 04:46:22 UTC
Um...let's just say a little bird told me.

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[action] steamgoboom December 22 2010, 04:47:31 UTC
Does the little bird happen to be made of metal?

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Re: [action] efinkymraenilef December 22 2010, 04:50:49 UTC
Perhaps. And she might also be heavily armed.

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[action] steamgoboom December 22 2010, 04:53:16 UTC
[amused sigh]

Miria...

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Re: [action] efinkymraenilef December 22 2010, 04:55:44 UTC
[Jake just looks away with a smirk. Yep, it was Miria.]

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