You know you like her! Come on! Just walk up and give her a big smooch on the lips!
SHUT THE HELL UP! WHAT ARE YOU?!
I'm mistletoe, pissy pussy. Now, walk right on up and grab that huge pair- AWWWWWWH!!!
[The following noises are of a talking mistletoe being ripped to pieces by a very angry Jake. There is silence followed by an explosion. Then
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Nice job breaking it, Jake.]
... Haku's gonna be pissed, brah.
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I can fix it. Now, I need to put his on the roof of our shop so none will come near it in fear of death. Now...where is that ladder?
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Eh, I know these things are lousy, but brah, don't let 'em get to you so much. They're just fulla hot air.
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Not completely hot air.
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[And off he goes to put the pike on the roof.]
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[watches him leave, scratching her head]
Some days I wonder 'bout this place...
[a sigh, and she shuffles off back to work]
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Wait...why are you here?
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[He pulls out a box from underneath his new work bench. He loves it, so much storage space and fires missiles. What else could he want? The box is wrapped in dark blue wrapping paper and has a nice purple bow on top.]
Happy Birthday! I hope you like it. It's heavy though.
[And of course it is heavy. It is filled with one nice wrist missiles to go along with the Gloveatrix she is going to be getting later that day.]
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Miria...
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