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Part 1: The Birth of You
Were you a planned baby?:
-- They had sex, so I’m sure they knew what that caused.
Were you the first?:
-- Second
Who was present at your birth?:
-- Doctors, nurses, mother, aunt (with Kevin inside of her), father.
Were your parents married when you were born?:
-- Yes for 5 years.
Part 2: The Family
How would you describe your family?:
-- Crazy mother, manly man Mcman father, dumb chatty brother, and Nathan…
Are your parents married? Divorced? Separated?:
-- Divorced because they don’t know why they married.
Siblings or an only child?:
-- Siblings
If you have siblings are you oldest, middle, or youngest?:
-- oldest
What are your siblings names?:
-- Eugene, Nathaniel
Which parent do you get along with best?
-- Stepfather
What do you fight about?:
-- Stopped fighting
Part 3: The Friend and a half
Do you have more than one best friend?:
-- Yes
Who are your best friends?:
-- Kevin, Chris, Steve, Christy
What do you like to do when you are together?
-- Drink, laugh, watch movies, smoke pot, party, watch tv, read, chill out, adventure, etc
Do you share the same interests?
-- I think so, see the above
Which friend can you tell anything to?:
-- They all get the same information really.
Part 4: Your Personality
Do you get depressed about things easily?:
-- No
Are you an extrovert or an introvert?:
-- Both, depends on my daily substance abuse and people I’m with.
Are you happy?:
-- Never, and always
Do you live life to the fullest?:
-- With my cock swinging
Part 5: Appearance
Are you comfortable with the way you look?:
-- Typically
What would you change about your appearance if you could?
-- I get the moles on my head removed. I would tin my eyebrows so I couldn’t see them when I look up.
Do you have any piercing besides your ears?:
-- No
What make-up do you wear?:
-- Nope, to artsy for me
How do you dress?
-- In black
Part 6: The Past
Were you a strange child?:
-- I would have to say yes
What did you use to love that you no longer do?:
-- Dig in the dirt, and fish
Do you have the same friends?:
-- Besides for the addition of Chris and Steve, yes.
Was there anything in your past that was traumatizing?:
-- Plenty
Part 7: The Future
What is your ambition?:
-- Professional scum bag, business criminal, comic writer, King.
Are you scared of growing old?:
-- Nope
Do you want to get married?:
-- No, it’s all a scam
Part 8: The Outdoors
Do you prefer indoors or outdoors?
-- Indoors
What is your favorite season:
-- Fall
Favorite weather?
-- Doesn’t matter I’m inside.
Do you like walking in the rain?:
-- yes
Part 9: Food
Are you a vegetarian?
-- If you count eating meat then yes.
What is your favorite food?
-- Soda, sunflower seeds
What food makes you want to gag?
-- Anything in green plant form
What is your favorite dessert?
-- Cheesecake
What is your favorite restaurant?
-- One with good meat
Are you a fussy eater?
-- No
Part 10: Relationships and Love
Are you single or taken?:
-- Single
If taken who is the lucky guy/girl
--
Do you think love is the best feeling in the world?:
-- No
Do you believe in love at first sight?:
-- No
Part 11: Experiences
What was one of your greatest experiences?:
-- Random trips I’ve taken, and Steve + beer = awesome
What was one of your worst?
-- daily life.
Have you ever thought you were going to die?
-- Plenty
Were you a planned baby?:
-- They had sex, so I’m sure they knew what that caused.
Were you the first?:
-- Second
Who was present at your birth?:
-- Doctors, nurses, mother, aunt (with Kevin inside of her), father.
Were your parents married when you were born?:
-- Yes for 5 years.
Part 2: The Family
How would you describe your family?:
-- Crazy mother, manly man Mcman father, dumb chatty brother, and Nathan…
Are your parents married? Divorced? Separated?:
-- Divorced because they don’t know why they married.
Siblings or an only child?:
-- Siblings
If you have siblings are you oldest, middle, or youngest?:
-- oldest
What are your siblings names?:
-- Eugene, Nathaniel
Which parent do you get along with best?
-- Stepfather
What do you fight about?:
-- Stopped fighting
Part 3: The Friend and a half
Do you have more than one best friend?:
-- Yes
Who are your best friends?:
-- Kevin, Chris, Steve, Christy
What do you like to do when you are together?
-- Drink, laugh, watch movies, smoke pot, party, watch tv, read, chill out, adventure, etc
Do you share the same interests?
-- I think so, see the above
Which friend can you tell anything to?:
-- They all get the same information really.
Part 4: Your Personality
Do you get depressed about things easily?:
-- No
Are you an extrovert or an introvert?:
-- Both, depends on my daily substance abuse and people I’m with.
Are you happy?:
-- Never, and always
Do you live life to the fullest?:
-- With my cock swinging
Part 5: Appearance
Are you comfortable with the way you look?:
-- Typically
What would you change about your appearance if you could?
-- I get the moles on my head removed. I would tin my eyebrows so I couldn’t see them when I look up.
Do you have any piercing besides your ears?:
-- No
What make-up do you wear?:
-- Nope, to artsy for me
How do you dress?
-- In black
Part 6: The Past
Were you a strange child?:
-- I would have to say yes
What did you use to love that you no longer do?:
-- Dig in the dirt, and fish
Do you have the same friends?:
-- Besides for the addition of Chris and Steve, yes.
Was there anything in your past that was traumatizing?:
-- Plenty
Part 7: The Future
What is your ambition?:
-- Professional scum bag, business criminal, comic writer, King.
Are you scared of growing old?:
-- Nope
Do you want to get married?:
-- No, it’s all a scam
Part 8: The Outdoors
Do you prefer indoors or outdoors?
-- Indoors
What is your favorite season:
-- Fall
Favorite weather?
-- Doesn’t matter I’m inside.
Do you like walking in the rain?:
-- yes
Part 9: Food
Are you a vegetarian?
-- If you count eating meat then yes.
What is your favorite food?
-- Soda, sunflower seeds
What food makes you want to gag?
-- Anything in green plant form
What is your favorite dessert?
-- Cheesecake
What is your favorite restaurant?
-- One with good meat
Are you a fussy eater?
-- No
Part 10: Relationships and Love
Are you single or taken?:
-- Single
If taken who is the lucky guy/girl
--
Do you think love is the best feeling in the world?:
-- No
Do you believe in love at first sight?:
-- No
Part 11: Experiences
What was one of your greatest experiences?:
-- Random trips I’ve taken, and Steve + beer = awesome
What was one of your worst?
-- daily life.
Have you ever thought you were going to die?
-- Plenty