It's an Eric thing
Here is how my weekend went for those that don’t know.
Thursday night Christy and I go to a bar with Steve. They let Christy in without ID. Steve tells me about his brothers party. Steve has a hotel room with his younger brother and comes crashing in it at 3 in the morning. Tearing the room apart and then leaving for more to drink. He wakes up outside in the bushes across from the fair oaks mall to Andy calling his phone. Andy is wondering where Steve is because he is two hours late. Steve tells him he’s in a suit, outside the mall, and slept in a bush. Andy says Steve can come in late.
At some point Steve wonders off. Christy and I leave then sit outside for an hour or so. I seemed to have snuck out with two beers. “You can’t have that out here.” Some guy tells me as he takes one of my beers.
We walk to Steve’s house and find him tucking in the woman he hooked up with last weekend. They live together and them hooking up is an awful idea.
Christy and I walk back to my dorm.
Friday morning I learn I lost my keys. Jenny takes me around Fairfax looking for them, to no avail. I then retrace all my steps in 90 degree weather. Still no keys. I call home and tell them. I ask Kevin to bring me my other set to knowing his lazy ass will agree then never show up.
Mark thankfully drives up here with them. We return to Front Royal and chill out.We drink a bit and invent a scumbag oath, “Fuck it.”
Saturday I run errands with pop for a few hours then help him work on a car. Sunday we will work on my car we say. I return to Kevin’s and we wait for a party. Kevin is adding porn stars to his friends list. I realize that I haven’t been living up to my own standards. I have been slacking in the scum department, but now I’m back on track. I’m going to be the best scumbag I can.
Stopping by Marks house we ditch Ronny because he’s a douche. He was walking down the street and we nearly ran him over.
The party was like the redneck Woodstock. Full court basketball, a stage and tents. We chill out and people I know arrive we talk we drink. They get kicked out for being with some strange guy. We try to follow them to the next party and are told to go fuck ourselves.
We chill at Kevin’s.
Sunday I go home and work on my truck for 7 hours. Everything that could have gone wrong did. The guy who owned my truck before me was kind enough to fuck up a bunch of stuff and jerry rig the rest. He used to work at the high school, I will eat his brain.
We finally finish and I drive to Kevin’s because I left my hat. The front end is making an awful noise, I don’t worry because with the mood I was in I longed for death. The car was also driving like more of a turd than usual. Kevin is watching Where the Buffalo Roam and loving it. We chill for a bit then I head out back to Mason. All the way home I’m pushing my car because it doesn’t want to move.
I get back here and all I want to do is shower, and slit my wrists. The water is so hot it sets off the smoke detector. The hot water heater is busted again. So I shower at Jenny’s. I see Bobby on my way there and bust out laughing. Nothing is really the matter any more because he’s a douche that we terrorized and I’m still awesome.
Jenny and I drink a bit then she gets pissed at me. Which I think is still going on.
Thursday night Christy and I go to a bar with Steve. They let Christy in without ID. Steve tells me about his brothers party. Steve has a hotel room with his younger brother and comes crashing in it at 3 in the morning. Tearing the room apart and then leaving for more to drink. He wakes up outside in the bushes across from the fair oaks mall to Andy calling his phone. Andy is wondering where Steve is because he is two hours late. Steve tells him he’s in a suit, outside the mall, and slept in a bush. Andy says Steve can come in late.
At some point Steve wonders off. Christy and I leave then sit outside for an hour or so. I seemed to have snuck out with two beers. “You can’t have that out here.” Some guy tells me as he takes one of my beers.
We walk to Steve’s house and find him tucking in the woman he hooked up with last weekend. They live together and them hooking up is an awful idea.
Christy and I walk back to my dorm.
Friday morning I learn I lost my keys. Jenny takes me around Fairfax looking for them, to no avail. I then retrace all my steps in 90 degree weather. Still no keys. I call home and tell them. I ask Kevin to bring me my other set to knowing his lazy ass will agree then never show up.
Mark thankfully drives up here with them. We return to Front Royal and chill out.We drink a bit and invent a scumbag oath, “Fuck it.”
Saturday I run errands with pop for a few hours then help him work on a car. Sunday we will work on my car we say. I return to Kevin’s and we wait for a party. Kevin is adding porn stars to his friends list. I realize that I haven’t been living up to my own standards. I have been slacking in the scum department, but now I’m back on track. I’m going to be the best scumbag I can.
Stopping by Marks house we ditch Ronny because he’s a douche. He was walking down the street and we nearly ran him over.
The party was like the redneck Woodstock. Full court basketball, a stage and tents. We chill out and people I know arrive we talk we drink. They get kicked out for being with some strange guy. We try to follow them to the next party and are told to go fuck ourselves.
We chill at Kevin’s.
Sunday I go home and work on my truck for 7 hours. Everything that could have gone wrong did. The guy who owned my truck before me was kind enough to fuck up a bunch of stuff and jerry rig the rest. He used to work at the high school, I will eat his brain.
We finally finish and I drive to Kevin’s because I left my hat. The front end is making an awful noise, I don’t worry because with the mood I was in I longed for death. The car was also driving like more of a turd than usual. Kevin is watching Where the Buffalo Roam and loving it. We chill for a bit then I head out back to Mason. All the way home I’m pushing my car because it doesn’t want to move.
I get back here and all I want to do is shower, and slit my wrists. The water is so hot it sets off the smoke detector. The hot water heater is busted again. So I shower at Jenny’s. I see Bobby on my way there and bust out laughing. Nothing is really the matter any more because he’s a douche that we terrorized and I’m still awesome.
Jenny and I drink a bit then she gets pissed at me. Which I think is still going on.