Story of my life
Drinking - 1
Eric - 0
Went out drinking with Steve and his new roommates. I walked to the bar because I didn’t feel like getting my car later. The walk was nice. I knew they would be late so I got a head start.
We went to Buffalo Wing later and it was empty. The waitress tried to get two tips from me. She closed my tab for no reason then started another one. I had to sign and leave a tip. I left a dollar because I still had a tab and was still drinking. Steve went to get a beer and could hear them bitching about me. I said fuck em and left no tip the next time.
It was Liz’s birthday, she is living with Steve this summer. Happy Birthday.
We walked back to the swimmers house, which is now nice as shit, and then I did some time traveling. Steve offered me the couch, but I walked back to campus. Since Jenny dropped by drunk the night before I felt it was only fair to do the same.
I arrive at her door, more time travel, with 6 red plastic cups and my toothbrush. I don’t know why. I remember nothing, but that I woke her up.
She wakes me up when she goes to work, I elect to stay and sleep more.
I was still drunk at 12 when I came back to my room. Steve had called me at like 9 am, I still don’t know why.
I laid in bed all day and waited to sober up.
My mother called, it is mothers day and all. Here is a recap of the conversation:
She’s going out to dinner.
My brother has cancer.
I’m going to get cancer.
It is going to be painful.
Check the moles on my head.
She’s going out to dinner.
I am finally sober.
Eric - 0
Went out drinking with Steve and his new roommates. I walked to the bar because I didn’t feel like getting my car later. The walk was nice. I knew they would be late so I got a head start.
We went to Buffalo Wing later and it was empty. The waitress tried to get two tips from me. She closed my tab for no reason then started another one. I had to sign and leave a tip. I left a dollar because I still had a tab and was still drinking. Steve went to get a beer and could hear them bitching about me. I said fuck em and left no tip the next time.
It was Liz’s birthday, she is living with Steve this summer. Happy Birthday.
We walked back to the swimmers house, which is now nice as shit, and then I did some time traveling. Steve offered me the couch, but I walked back to campus. Since Jenny dropped by drunk the night before I felt it was only fair to do the same.
I arrive at her door, more time travel, with 6 red plastic cups and my toothbrush. I don’t know why. I remember nothing, but that I woke her up.
She wakes me up when she goes to work, I elect to stay and sleep more.
I was still drunk at 12 when I came back to my room. Steve had called me at like 9 am, I still don’t know why.
I laid in bed all day and waited to sober up.
My mother called, it is mothers day and all. Here is a recap of the conversation:
She’s going out to dinner.
My brother has cancer.
I’m going to get cancer.
It is going to be painful.
Check the moles on my head.
She’s going out to dinner.
I am finally sober.