Jul 28, 2005 15:40
My first dream of Madonna. Babysat for her girl child at a ho-down for some girl's birthday and had a ten minute break watching Justin Silverman in a monkey suit while stretching a piece of licorice with my ex-friend Erica Sklar (YEAh THAT BItch!) and Kevin was there, and Mattcody was there, and Maddy was there, and Jim Carey was there, and Rita Wilson was there, and before I got to sit down with Madonna, Barbara Streisand was hiding behind me from the paparazzi.
GO HO-DOWN.