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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I helped ___altruism hide a body (-173 points). In February I caught a purse-snatcher who stole lippincott's purse (30 points). Last Thursday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Sunday I punched sarcasmsoup in the arm (-10 points). In September I set some_nights's puppy on fire (-66 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-200 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
effloresces
dirty.