my brainz: let me show you them.
[20:47] SEBlake79: uh oh
[20:47] SEBlake79: I say again: UH OH
[20:47] SEBlake79: on AI, you know how whoever they have people sing a lot of during the hollywood auditions usually winds up being on the show that season as a guest performer?
[20:48] SEBlake79: fucking bryan adams all OVER THIS SHIT.
[20:53] dbunderscore: oh no
[20:53] dbunderscore: that's not good
[20:53] dbunderscore: not good at all
[20:54] SEBlake79: everything I do I fucking do for you, dude. butchered up one side and down the other, and I've been in canada for TWO YEARS NOW SO NATURALLY EVERY SINGLE FUCKING NOTE OF EVERY SINGLE FUCKING BRYAN ADAMS SONG EVER IS PERMANENTLY ETCHED ON MY BRAIN AND THEN EMBOSSED WITH MAPLE SYRUP
[20:54] SEBlake79: not that I'm bitter or anything.
***
Q.: what's gayer than the fact that Jay and I spent YEARS being totally ENTHRALLED by American Idol, lashing ourselves to the couch 2+ nights per week to ogle the endless parade of stupid?
A.: the fact that we still do it, just, you know, on different couches in different countries.
***
I suspect there is a high level of congruence between the way I write and the way I speak - nothing but endless parades of sentences overstuffed with triple-word-score words that I never quite realize in time will people look at me funny, presented in alternation with normal sentences that start conversational and end hysterically ranty, and all liberally sprinkled with "dude!"s, vulgarities and references to what a whore your mom is.
fuck.
***
(why, no, I HAVEN'T finished the paper I have due tomorrow, why do you ask?)
[20:47] SEBlake79: I say again: UH OH
[20:47] SEBlake79: on AI, you know how whoever they have people sing a lot of during the hollywood auditions usually winds up being on the show that season as a guest performer?
[20:48] SEBlake79: fucking bryan adams all OVER THIS SHIT.
[20:53] dbunderscore: oh no
[20:53] dbunderscore: that's not good
[20:53] dbunderscore: not good at all
[20:54] SEBlake79: everything I do I fucking do for you, dude. butchered up one side and down the other, and I've been in canada for TWO YEARS NOW SO NATURALLY EVERY SINGLE FUCKING NOTE OF EVERY SINGLE FUCKING BRYAN ADAMS SONG EVER IS PERMANENTLY ETCHED ON MY BRAIN AND THEN EMBOSSED WITH MAPLE SYRUP
[20:54] SEBlake79: not that I'm bitter or anything.
***
Q.: what's gayer than the fact that Jay and I spent YEARS being totally ENTHRALLED by American Idol, lashing ourselves to the couch 2+ nights per week to ogle the endless parade of stupid?
A.: the fact that we still do it, just, you know, on different couches in different countries.
***
I suspect there is a high level of congruence between the way I write and the way I speak - nothing but endless parades of sentences overstuffed with triple-word-score words that I never quite realize in time will people look at me funny, presented in alternation with normal sentences that start conversational and end hysterically ranty, and all liberally sprinkled with "dude!"s, vulgarities and references to what a whore your mom is.
fuck.
***
(why, no, I HAVEN'T finished the paper I have due tomorrow, why do you ask?)