I cannot possibly make this shit up
nor can I be bothered to re-tell it. Cut and paste ahoy!
[20:16] SEBlake79: OH MY FUCKING GOD
[20:16] SEBlake79: dude
[20:16] SEBlake79: every once in a while, I get calls to my answering machine about blah blah blah lower your interest rate on yr credit cards!
[20:16] SEBlake79: only I don't have any
[20:17] SEBlake79: so I tried, once before, to make the calls stop, and the lady wanted my name. I declined to give it to her because, dude, no. you have my number; delete it, yay! and she FLIPPED THE FUCK OUT
[20:17] SEBlake79: started screaming about I DO NOT APPRECIATE YOUR ATTITUDE YOU UPPITY BITCH
[20:17] SEBlake79: well
[20:17] SEBlake79: same fucking thing just happened, so I answered and AGAIN attempted to remove my number
[20:18] SEBlake79: and again, was asked for my name, and refused it. the indian dude on the phone this time asked why I wasn't interested, and I told him - no credit cards, ergo, no interest rates. he asked how old I was, I told him more than old enough to have credit cards, I just don't have any
[20:18] SEBlake79: and he commented that I sound really, really young. eh, whatever, fine.
[20:19] SEBlake79: so, he asks for the phone number, presumably to remove it. I give it.
[20:19] SEBlake79: then he asks for my cell number.
[20:19] SEBlake79: Uh, NO. wtf. so figuring phishy sales business, I just said I didn't have one.
[20:19] SEBlake79: and then
[20:19] SEBlake79: hand to g
[20:19] SEBlake79: hand to god, even
[20:19] SEBlake79: I am so perplexed by this I can't type
[20:19] SEBlake79: but seriously HAND TO GOD
[20:19] SEBlake79: HE ASKED WHAT MY MEASUREMENTS ARE.
[20:19] SEBlake79: "excuse me?"
[20:20] SEBlake79: "how would you describe your figure?"
[20:20] SEBlake79: WTF
[20:20] SEBlake79: I described it as looking best with my BOOT UP YOUR ASS, SIR
[20:20] SEBlake79: jesus fucking WHAT
[20:20] SEBlake79: canadian telemarketers: clearly ftw.
[20:20] SEBlake79: fucking fuck.
[20:20] dbunderscore: hahahahahaha
[20:20] dbunderscore: that's fucking amazing
[20:21] SEBlake79: it's even more epic because I really think he did think I was just a kid to begin with.
[20:21] SEBlake79: I didn't just get a perverted telemarketer, I got a PEDOPHILIAC telemarketer.
[20:21] SEBlake79: WHAT ARE THE ODDS, AND WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS AGAINST ME??
see, now, THIS RIGHT HERE is why I don't answer my phone. ever.
best part? I am probably still on their damned call list. I can only imagine what the next go-round will be; I'd figured it had peaked with the string of obscenities!
[20:16] SEBlake79: OH MY FUCKING GOD
[20:16] SEBlake79: dude
[20:16] SEBlake79: every once in a while, I get calls to my answering machine about blah blah blah lower your interest rate on yr credit cards!
[20:16] SEBlake79: only I don't have any
[20:17] SEBlake79: so I tried, once before, to make the calls stop, and the lady wanted my name. I declined to give it to her because, dude, no. you have my number; delete it, yay! and she FLIPPED THE FUCK OUT
[20:17] SEBlake79: started screaming about I DO NOT APPRECIATE YOUR ATTITUDE YOU UPPITY BITCH
[20:17] SEBlake79: well
[20:17] SEBlake79: same fucking thing just happened, so I answered and AGAIN attempted to remove my number
[20:18] SEBlake79: and again, was asked for my name, and refused it. the indian dude on the phone this time asked why I wasn't interested, and I told him - no credit cards, ergo, no interest rates. he asked how old I was, I told him more than old enough to have credit cards, I just don't have any
[20:18] SEBlake79: and he commented that I sound really, really young. eh, whatever, fine.
[20:19] SEBlake79: so, he asks for the phone number, presumably to remove it. I give it.
[20:19] SEBlake79: then he asks for my cell number.
[20:19] SEBlake79: Uh, NO. wtf. so figuring phishy sales business, I just said I didn't have one.
[20:19] SEBlake79: and then
[20:19] SEBlake79: hand to g
[20:19] SEBlake79: hand to god, even
[20:19] SEBlake79: I am so perplexed by this I can't type
[20:19] SEBlake79: but seriously HAND TO GOD
[20:19] SEBlake79: HE ASKED WHAT MY MEASUREMENTS ARE.
[20:19] SEBlake79: "excuse me?"
[20:20] SEBlake79: "how would you describe your figure?"
[20:20] SEBlake79: WTF
[20:20] SEBlake79: I described it as looking best with my BOOT UP YOUR ASS, SIR
[20:20] SEBlake79: jesus fucking WHAT
[20:20] SEBlake79: canadian telemarketers: clearly ftw.
[20:20] SEBlake79: fucking fuck.
[20:20] dbunderscore: hahahahahaha
[20:20] dbunderscore: that's fucking amazing
[20:21] SEBlake79: it's even more epic because I really think he did think I was just a kid to begin with.
[20:21] SEBlake79: I didn't just get a perverted telemarketer, I got a PEDOPHILIAC telemarketer.
[20:21] SEBlake79: WHAT ARE THE ODDS, AND WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS AGAINST ME??
see, now, THIS RIGHT HERE is why I don't answer my phone. ever.
best part? I am probably still on their damned call list. I can only imagine what the next go-round will be; I'd figured it had peaked with the string of obscenities!