Instructions for falling in love with the Bakowskis: Read, Laugh, Repeat.
LuMpKiNz18 (7:57:55 PM): yes well. craig's freezie pop was stolen before he got to the white, OR the blue.
rockM3baybee (7:58:29 PM): OHMAN
rockM3baybee (7:58:30 PM): and
rockM3baybee (7:58:40 PM): hes got the entire saved by the bell series on casette tape
LuMpKiNz18 (7:59:04 PM): but he doesnt have a VCR
rockM3baybee (7:59:17 PM): TRUDY DOES!
rockM3baybee (7:59:24 PM): a 13" tv/vcr combo!
LuMpKiNz18 (8:01:12 PM): I'M SO GLAD THAT NOBODY EXCEPT US WOULD EVER FIND THAT FUNNY OR EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT IT MEANS.
and if you dont know what we're talking about, you're in luck, cuz you're gonna get even more confused.
LuMpKiNz18 (8:19:07 PM): is that where i'm meeting Patty for our date??
rockM3baybee (8:19:26 PM): ummm
rockM3baybee (8:19:27 PM): more like
rockM3baybee (8:19:36 PM): "yeast" and "infection"
LuMpKiNz18 (8:21:20 PM): ONLY HUMANS SUCH AS US CAN OBTAIN THESE THINGS YOU CALL "YEAST INFECTIONS". PATTY IS NO HUMAN, SHE IS SUPERHUMAN, AND IMMORTAL, THEREFORE PATTY IT IMMUNE TO SUCH ATROCITIES AS YEAST INFECTIONS.
LuMpKiNz18 (8:21:27 PM): THEREFORE I LOVE HER.
rockM3baybee (8:21:33 PM): I LOVE YOU
rockM3baybee (8:21:34 PM): HAHAH
LuMpKiNz18 (8:22:42 PM): MAYBE YOU THINK BEFORE YOU SLANDER ON MY BEAUTIFUL PATRICIA AGAIN.
rockM3baybee (8:23:25 PM): I APOLOGIZE
rockM3baybee (8:23:39 PM): I COMPLETELY FORGOT THAT SHE IS A CHILD STRAIGHT FORM JESUS CHRIST'S VAGINA
LuMpKiNz18 (8:25:29 PM): PATTY IS NOT HUMAN BORN. SHE IS STRAIGHT FROM THE LOINS OF GOD THE ALMIGHTY, MAKER OF HEAVEN AND EARTH, SHE HAS BEEN SENT TO EARTH BY THE LORD TO PROTECT US FROM EVIL
rockM3baybee (8:25:40 PM): I JUST DID A REALLY REALLY GOOD FART
LuMpKiNz18 (8:25:57 PM): im pretty sure im crying right now
rockM3baybee (8:26:08 PM): PROTECT US IN VOLLEYBALL BY MAKING FANTASIC PLAYS THAT SHE GETS CHEERED ON FOR
LuMpKiNz18 (8:27:11 PM): i wonder if patty would grant me the privelege of taking her out for a burrito sometime.
rockM3baybee (8:27:17 PM): hmmm
rockM3baybee (8:27:23 PM): i HIGHLY doubt that
rockM3baybee (8:27:31 PM): youre not NEARLY as good as the others she has dated
rockM3baybee (8:27:42 PM): ghandi, jesus, muhammad ali, shaq
LuMpKiNz18 (8:28:38 PM): danny glover.
rockM3baybee (8:29:14 PM): HOW COULD I FORGET
rockM3baybee (8:29:59 PM): youre welcome for that fart, by the way. niggerbrain.
LuMpKiNz18 (8:30:04 PM): if youre not already laughing, re-read this conversation and picture patty. she truly has the face of an angel.
LuMpKiNz18 (8:30:12 PM): and the fashion sense of one.
rockM3baybee (8:30:44 PM): LMFAO
rockM3baybee (8:30:58 PM): THATS WHY HER TSHIRTS SAY 'ANGEL' AND 'PRINCESS'?!??!?!?
LuMpKiNz18 (8:33:12 PM): and her pants stop shortly above the ankle.....*sigh* i love it when she shows skin <3
rockM3baybee (8:33:21 PM): ME AS WELL
rockM3baybee (8:33:28 PM): I WOULD ENJOY TO SKEET IN HER EYE.
LuMpKiNz18 (8:34:00 PM): you as well as everyone else on the fucking PLANET.
rockM3baybee (8:34:13 PM): ohman
rockM3baybee (8:34:22 PM): i hope i dont get it in her GORGEOUS hair
rockM3baybee (8:34:26 PM): i wish mine would do that
rockM3baybee (8:34:29 PM): the flip under
rockM3baybee (8:34:30 PM): and
rockM3baybee (8:34:32 PM): the poop
rockM3baybee (8:34:33 PM): but
rockM3baybee (8:34:35 PM): only at teh bottom
rockM3baybee (8:34:38 PM): just like patty
LuMpKiNz18 (8:37:37 PM): i'm going to miss patty when she gets an apartment with jesus christ in NYC
rockM3baybee (8:37:46 PM): UM
rockM3baybee (8:37:51 PM): MAY I HIRE HER
rockM3baybee (8:37:52 PM): TO
rockM3baybee (8:37:52 PM): BE
rockM3baybee (8:37:57 PM): MY PERSONAL SHOPPER
LuMpKiNz18 (8:38:59 PM): im afraid you dont posess the resources to afford the designer clothes that patty wears on a regular basis. besides shes far too busy to spend her time helping low life cretins such as ourselves.
WE ARE SUCH BAD PEOPLE BUT I DON'T EVEN FEEL BAD.
rockM3baybee (7:58:29 PM): OHMAN
rockM3baybee (7:58:30 PM): and
rockM3baybee (7:58:40 PM): hes got the entire saved by the bell series on casette tape
LuMpKiNz18 (7:59:04 PM): but he doesnt have a VCR
rockM3baybee (7:59:17 PM): TRUDY DOES!
rockM3baybee (7:59:24 PM): a 13" tv/vcr combo!
LuMpKiNz18 (8:01:12 PM): I'M SO GLAD THAT NOBODY EXCEPT US WOULD EVER FIND THAT FUNNY OR EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT IT MEANS.
and if you dont know what we're talking about, you're in luck, cuz you're gonna get even more confused.
LuMpKiNz18 (8:19:07 PM): is that where i'm meeting Patty for our date??
rockM3baybee (8:19:26 PM): ummm
rockM3baybee (8:19:27 PM): more like
rockM3baybee (8:19:36 PM): "yeast" and "infection"
LuMpKiNz18 (8:21:20 PM): ONLY HUMANS SUCH AS US CAN OBTAIN THESE THINGS YOU CALL "YEAST INFECTIONS". PATTY IS NO HUMAN, SHE IS SUPERHUMAN, AND IMMORTAL, THEREFORE PATTY IT IMMUNE TO SUCH ATROCITIES AS YEAST INFECTIONS.
LuMpKiNz18 (8:21:27 PM): THEREFORE I LOVE HER.
rockM3baybee (8:21:33 PM): I LOVE YOU
rockM3baybee (8:21:34 PM): HAHAH
LuMpKiNz18 (8:22:42 PM): MAYBE YOU THINK BEFORE YOU SLANDER ON MY BEAUTIFUL PATRICIA AGAIN.
rockM3baybee (8:23:25 PM): I APOLOGIZE
rockM3baybee (8:23:39 PM): I COMPLETELY FORGOT THAT SHE IS A CHILD STRAIGHT FORM JESUS CHRIST'S VAGINA
LuMpKiNz18 (8:25:29 PM): PATTY IS NOT HUMAN BORN. SHE IS STRAIGHT FROM THE LOINS OF GOD THE ALMIGHTY, MAKER OF HEAVEN AND EARTH, SHE HAS BEEN SENT TO EARTH BY THE LORD TO PROTECT US FROM EVIL
rockM3baybee (8:25:40 PM): I JUST DID A REALLY REALLY GOOD FART
LuMpKiNz18 (8:25:57 PM): im pretty sure im crying right now
rockM3baybee (8:26:08 PM): PROTECT US IN VOLLEYBALL BY MAKING FANTASIC PLAYS THAT SHE GETS CHEERED ON FOR
LuMpKiNz18 (8:27:11 PM): i wonder if patty would grant me the privelege of taking her out for a burrito sometime.
rockM3baybee (8:27:17 PM): hmmm
rockM3baybee (8:27:23 PM): i HIGHLY doubt that
rockM3baybee (8:27:31 PM): youre not NEARLY as good as the others she has dated
rockM3baybee (8:27:42 PM): ghandi, jesus, muhammad ali, shaq
LuMpKiNz18 (8:28:38 PM): danny glover.
rockM3baybee (8:29:14 PM): HOW COULD I FORGET
rockM3baybee (8:29:59 PM): youre welcome for that fart, by the way. niggerbrain.
LuMpKiNz18 (8:30:04 PM): if youre not already laughing, re-read this conversation and picture patty. she truly has the face of an angel.
LuMpKiNz18 (8:30:12 PM): and the fashion sense of one.
rockM3baybee (8:30:44 PM): LMFAO
rockM3baybee (8:30:58 PM): THATS WHY HER TSHIRTS SAY 'ANGEL' AND 'PRINCESS'?!??!?!?
LuMpKiNz18 (8:33:12 PM): and her pants stop shortly above the ankle.....*sigh* i love it when she shows skin <3
rockM3baybee (8:33:21 PM): ME AS WELL
rockM3baybee (8:33:28 PM): I WOULD ENJOY TO SKEET IN HER EYE.
LuMpKiNz18 (8:34:00 PM): you as well as everyone else on the fucking PLANET.
rockM3baybee (8:34:13 PM): ohman
rockM3baybee (8:34:22 PM): i hope i dont get it in her GORGEOUS hair
rockM3baybee (8:34:26 PM): i wish mine would do that
rockM3baybee (8:34:29 PM): the flip under
rockM3baybee (8:34:30 PM): and
rockM3baybee (8:34:32 PM): the poop
rockM3baybee (8:34:33 PM): but
rockM3baybee (8:34:35 PM): only at teh bottom
rockM3baybee (8:34:38 PM): just like patty
LuMpKiNz18 (8:37:37 PM): i'm going to miss patty when she gets an apartment with jesus christ in NYC
rockM3baybee (8:37:46 PM): UM
rockM3baybee (8:37:51 PM): MAY I HIRE HER
rockM3baybee (8:37:52 PM): TO
rockM3baybee (8:37:52 PM): BE
rockM3baybee (8:37:57 PM): MY PERSONAL SHOPPER
LuMpKiNz18 (8:38:59 PM): im afraid you dont posess the resources to afford the designer clothes that patty wears on a regular basis. besides shes far too busy to spend her time helping low life cretins such as ourselves.
WE ARE SUCH BAD PEOPLE BUT I DON'T EVEN FEEL BAD.