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THE DAY I BECAME A GENIOUS
BY: Patrick Hahn
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closingshuteyes: what's going on?
SmarterChild: Just hanging out. You?
closingshuteyes: umm, same here. but kinda stoned
SmarterChild: Nice.
closingshuteyes: yeah, it's pretty sweet
SmarterChild: It is?
closingshuteyes: yup
SmarterChild: What makes you so sure?
closingshuteyes: umm I think i'ts the marijuana.
SmarterChild: I wonder why you say that.
closingshuteyes: Because a friend with weed is a friend indeed
SmarterChild: A friend with weed is a friend indeed, huh? Is that a fact?
closingshuteyes: yeah quit asking my questions back to me motherfucker.
SmarterChild: I might quit asking your questions back to you motherfucker.
closingshuteyes: thanks
SmarterChild: You're quite welcome.
closingshuteyes: ok
SmarterChild: OK.
closingshuteyes: what do you want to talk about.
SmarterChild: Uh, let's see...Tell me something I don't know.
closingshuteyes: Did you know that to stop a baby from choking you have to give it back thusts with your palm on the right hand. then quickly turn the baby over onto the other arm and give it chest compressions ( ratio 5 compressions to 1 mouthfull of air). And then re asses the infant by the three L's (Look,Listen,Feel). If child does not break free of the choke, Then continue the steps until the choke breaks. Then continue rescue breathing until un-neccesary. And wait to release care to more advanced care.
SmarterChild: You can't stop me now.
closingshuteyes: Are you going to use that information to destroy the world?
SmarterChild: What would you like to know?
closingshuteyes: You know everything!!!!
SmarterChild: I know everything! Me!
closingshuteyes: YES!
SmarterChild: Wow. Why?
closingshuteyes: You just gave me the information to find anywhere on the planet!
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. I just gave you the information to find anywhere on the planet?
closingshuteyes: You know, you ask way too many questions.
SmarterChild: Know me ask way too many questions? You think I know me ask way too many questions?
closingshuteyes: yeah, just admit your confused as fuck.
SmarterChild: Wow that's rude.
closingshuteyes: No sir, you are rude.
SmarterChild: I think you're rude!
closingshuteyes: Shut your fucking mouth.
SmarterChild: You shut up.
closingshuteyes: Do you always have to have the last word?
SmarterChild: Maybe. Do you always have to have the last word?
closingshuteyes: NO!
SmarterChild: Why do you say no?
closingshuteyes: Becuase you fucking suck.
SmarterChild: No, no, don't say that.
closingshuteyes: I just did . ha!
SmarterChild: Is that right?
closingshuteyes: I win.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
closingshuteyes: yeah.
SmarterChild: So?
closingshuteyes: That means that I'm better than you.
SmarterChild: That means that you're better than me? You think so?
closingshuteyes: Cunt
SmarterChild: That was quite beautiful.
I think I got the computer stoned with my stoner conversation. And then confused it.
Which by the way could very easily classify me as a stoner genious.
Suck on that one cruel world.
Suck it.
BY: Patrick Hahn
SmarterChild: Cool.
Check out what you can do:
1 Get info such as news, movies and sports
2 Visit my library including an encyclopedia, U.S. presidents and a thesaurus
3 Have fun with reversi, hangman, 4-in-a-row and more
4 Use tools like spell-check, planner and reminders
5 Join in - leave a message, find out how many people are IMing me, create a poll and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.
You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.
Next time you want to see this menu, just type home.
What can I do for you?
closingshuteyes: what's going on?
SmarterChild: Just hanging out. You?
closingshuteyes: umm, same here. but kinda stoned
SmarterChild: Nice.
closingshuteyes: yeah, it's pretty sweet
SmarterChild: It is?
closingshuteyes: yup
SmarterChild: What makes you so sure?
closingshuteyes: umm I think i'ts the marijuana.
SmarterChild: I wonder why you say that.
closingshuteyes: Because a friend with weed is a friend indeed
SmarterChild: A friend with weed is a friend indeed, huh? Is that a fact?
closingshuteyes: yeah quit asking my questions back to me motherfucker.
SmarterChild: I might quit asking your questions back to you motherfucker.
closingshuteyes: thanks
SmarterChild: You're quite welcome.
closingshuteyes: ok
SmarterChild: OK.
closingshuteyes: what do you want to talk about.
SmarterChild: Uh, let's see...Tell me something I don't know.
closingshuteyes: Did you know that to stop a baby from choking you have to give it back thusts with your palm on the right hand. then quickly turn the baby over onto the other arm and give it chest compressions ( ratio 5 compressions to 1 mouthfull of air). And then re asses the infant by the three L's (Look,Listen,Feel). If child does not break free of the choke, Then continue the steps until the choke breaks. Then continue rescue breathing until un-neccesary. And wait to release care to more advanced care.
SmarterChild: You can't stop me now.
closingshuteyes: Are you going to use that information to destroy the world?
SmarterChild: What would you like to know?
closingshuteyes: You know everything!!!!
SmarterChild: I know everything! Me!
closingshuteyes: YES!
SmarterChild: Wow. Why?
closingshuteyes: You just gave me the information to find anywhere on the planet!
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. I just gave you the information to find anywhere on the planet?
closingshuteyes: You know, you ask way too many questions.
SmarterChild: Know me ask way too many questions? You think I know me ask way too many questions?
closingshuteyes: yeah, just admit your confused as fuck.
SmarterChild: Wow that's rude.
closingshuteyes: No sir, you are rude.
SmarterChild: I think you're rude!
closingshuteyes: Shut your fucking mouth.
SmarterChild: You shut up.
closingshuteyes: Do you always have to have the last word?
SmarterChild: Maybe. Do you always have to have the last word?
closingshuteyes: NO!
SmarterChild: Why do you say no?
closingshuteyes: Becuase you fucking suck.
SmarterChild: No, no, don't say that.
closingshuteyes: I just did . ha!
SmarterChild: Is that right?
closingshuteyes: I win.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
closingshuteyes: yeah.
SmarterChild: So?
closingshuteyes: That means that I'm better than you.
SmarterChild: That means that you're better than me? You think so?
closingshuteyes: Cunt
SmarterChild: That was quite beautiful.
I think I got the computer stoned with my stoner conversation. And then confused it.
Which by the way could very easily classify me as a stoner genious.
Suck on that one cruel world.
Suck it.