this one's for you, leslie

[eff_yo_couch]

hey everyone, i was searching through myspace when i found leslie r's myspace, but it was a secret one. you see, her name was "leslie R r------g" and she had pornographic pictures of herself on her page. in one picture she actually had a midget crawling into her cavernous vajayjay. in another she was receiving a glass bottom boat from one of jeff's dogs. in another, she was actually screaming in pain from a pink sock.

she'll probably delete her page though as soon as she reads this so no one will find out her secret.

i just thought you guys would be interested to know the real leslie. and don't start no shit won't be no shit, leslie. lol! (Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuval!)