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Dear Boy,
Sorry I've been acting like such a snark lately... I hope you know it's only because of my monthly female issues. Worry not, though, for I shall be back to my normal, lovely self by tomorrow. :)
And while I'm at it...
To the asshat who tailgated me the entire way home:
STOP DRIVING LIKE A DOUCHE! Seriously. If you're in that much of a hurry, just pass me. You should probably be careful though... your frankencar didn't look like it could handle much more douche-nozzley driving. And just so you know, I was driving extra slow on purpose specifically to piss you off. Hopefully it worked >:)
Sorry I've been acting like such a snark lately... I hope you know it's only because of my monthly female issues. Worry not, though, for I shall be back to my normal, lovely self by tomorrow. :)
And while I'm at it...
To the asshat who tailgated me the entire way home:
STOP DRIVING LIKE A DOUCHE! Seriously. If you're in that much of a hurry, just pass me. You should probably be careful though... your frankencar didn't look like it could handle much more douche-nozzley driving. And just so you know, I was driving extra slow on purpose specifically to piss you off. Hopefully it worked >:)