Big Tits or a Big Ass: A Grandmother's choice

[eeyoredung]

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[juss4funn]

you've done it again Mavis! ...and yet people still ask me why we all love you so much considering...you know...that thing you have...

[eeyoredung]

Its not my fault that I have a penis and a vagina.

[juss4funn]

yeah, i know...but is it ALWAYS necessary for you to show both of them off to the residents you volunteer with at the convalescent home? Agnes can only see the PA to labia chain connection piercing so many times and act surprised each time...she's kind of over it dear.

[eeyoredung]

I only do that because up to that point she was having nightmares of the time she walked into the cafeteria and saw the cook pushing your shit in with a rolling pin when he should have been shelling peas and you should have been cleaning toilets and wiping asses.

Fucking whore.

[juss4funn]

then STOP rolling her into the cafeteria to make her watch us!!! sick bitch! -- any excuse to show off your goods!

[eeyoredung]

You're obviously jealous. It's really sad.

[juss4funn]

*sigh* *pout*

you're right...i would love to be able to have a penis AND a vagina...cuz then i would never leave home.