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Apr 30, 2009 20:40

This is my living Ode to my sisters!  I may not be the bitchiest of them all, but I have moments!

I went to Arby's for lunch today, it was close to where I was running errands and didn't have a line.  They now have waffle fries, sounded good, so I ordered some with my chicken sandwich.  They did not think this out well.  Waffle fries are generally larger than normal fries, they gave me about 50 tiny tid bits of cold fries that can only be described as attempts at waffle fries.  i was not pleased.  My blood sugar was dropping by the moment and I was not happy.  I whipped into a parking spot and went inside with the pitiful frie leavings.  I walked up to the counter and the guy immediatly said if it was a mistake he would have to get the manager, I told him that was fine, I would wait for the manager.  The manager appeared to be roughly my age, but about half my height and twice my weight (I didn'tthink this was possiable, but if anyone could pull it off this dude did).  He wasn't pleased before I got to him.  I said " I don't mean to cause a problem, but I ordered waffle fries, and these are kinda the left overs, and they are cold."  He huffed and said, "listen Sir, I'm sorry your fries are cold but the size is nothing I can change.  We have frie boxes of three sizes, if you want more fries you will have to order another size."  Slightly frustrated and amused, I went on and said " I understand that you have set sizes, Ma'am, but I would appreciate actual fries, and when you order fast food, you have the expectation of warm food." He said "I'm not a woman"  I replied, "Don't give up, you could get there, but really your sexuality aside, I really would like either some fresh fries, or a refund. "  He flatly refused to do either.  I told him I was beyond wanting the fries, and a refund for the price of the frise would be fine.  he told me that nope that wasn't possiable because I had ordered them as a part of the combo.  With a sigh I said "Okay give me a minute and i will give you back the whole combo and you can refund me the whole thing K?"  Apparently that was jsut to much for our short and squat manager he get highly pissed and said he would get me some more fing fries.  He huffed over to the frie hopper and shoveled a huge thing of hot fries directly into a small paper bag.  Angrily he tossed the bag of fries at me.  I grined and said "Thanks, oh, and good luck on your whole reassignment thing!"

I don't think I will ever be able to order from Arbys again
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