It's all
nora_knickers's fault.
You are 36% Pure!
(Very interesting.)
Here's how the REST of the world breaks down, compared to you:
people less pure than you (7%)
people like you (0%)
people more pure than you (93%)
Based on the 12,612,922 submissions before you.
*** Again, this one was phrased to slant in my favor. I bet I'm still 40 or 45% pure according to the first Purity Test I took. ***