Here is the result of your ACL 400 Point Purity Test.
You answered "yes" to 225 of 400 questions, making you 43.8% sexually pure (56.2% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 43.8% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 36%, based on a comparison of your test results with 81267 other submissions for this test. (HAH! Didn't ask me the right questions, fools! I'm weirder than you can possibly know!)
The average purity for this test is 65.1%.
DAMN. I've taken a bunch of Purity Tests, and I remembering being in the neighborhood of 60% pure.
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Thanks, Otto. Thanks, Julius. Thanks, people who have done unmentionable things with/to/for me. :)
Don't feel like working today. My co-worker isn't doing anything, either. I remember an old friend telling me that his theory was that the higher up you were on the career ladder, the less you actually did. I now think the higher up you are, the better you are at making yourself seem busy. I think the art of Faking Productiveness is one that comes second nature to me. I hope all my jobs leave me as much breathing room as most of the ones I've done so far have.