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Fuck. Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck. I managed to make it back from Bob's at 7pm. Missed seeing Coyote by about an hour. This isn't usually a problem, but I'm really fucking horny!!!
Oh yeah, this is why multiple lovers is a good thing. I'd forgotten.
Even dancing would be something, so I tracked down the new address of the main dyke bar, but I just fucking remembered that I can't go out tonight. I have to be intelligent, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed at 8am tomorrow. And all I want is bushy tail!
ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm so horny, I'd go on irc and even have het sex as a woman (like, with a . . . urgh . . . boy. So few of them are halfway decent writers/co-fantasiers.). But I don't have an irc client set up for such emergencies. I know I have a little extra pocket money, but I don't think I should blow it (ha, ha) on netsex.
FUCK!
And my beloved blue vibrator fully broke last week. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Somebody once expressed surprise that I still masturbated, as a married person. For fuck's sake! Maybe there are 6 couples in the world who have perfect timing and exactly the same sex drives. Good for them. For the rest of us, THERE ARE STILL SOME REALLY FUCKING FRUSTRATING NIGHTS!!!!!!!
Alright, my trusty nonmechanical sock, I've got plans for you.
And if 5 or 6 orgasms doesn't calm me down, I'm calling Coyote. Extreme horniness is an emergency, isn't it? I think so. I even have a car to go pull him out of D & D. See, how many boys get to be dragged out of D & D for sex? He'll count himself lucky.
Ohhhh, I'm really past the point where I can form cohesive thoughts. Lords of Acid, YOU ARE NOT HELPING!!!!!
Oh yeah, this is why multiple lovers is a good thing. I'd forgotten.
Even dancing would be something, so I tracked down the new address of the main dyke bar, but I just fucking remembered that I can't go out tonight. I have to be intelligent, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed at 8am tomorrow. And all I want is bushy tail!
ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm so horny, I'd go on irc and even have het sex as a woman (like, with a . . . urgh . . . boy. So few of them are halfway decent writers/co-fantasiers.). But I don't have an irc client set up for such emergencies. I know I have a little extra pocket money, but I don't think I should blow it (ha, ha) on netsex.
FUCK!
And my beloved blue vibrator fully broke last week. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Somebody once expressed surprise that I still masturbated, as a married person. For fuck's sake! Maybe there are 6 couples in the world who have perfect timing and exactly the same sex drives. Good for them. For the rest of us, THERE ARE STILL SOME REALLY FUCKING FRUSTRATING NIGHTS!!!!!!!
Alright, my trusty nonmechanical sock, I've got plans for you.
And if 5 or 6 orgasms doesn't calm me down, I'm calling Coyote. Extreme horniness is an emergency, isn't it? I think so. I even have a car to go pull him out of D & D. See, how many boys get to be dragged out of D & D for sex? He'll count himself lucky.
Ohhhh, I'm really past the point where I can form cohesive thoughts. Lords of Acid, YOU ARE NOT HELPING!!!!!