My letter to Santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June I committed genocide... Sorry about that, gidcore (-5000 points). Last month I donated bone marrow to ingredientd in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Saturday I punched staplerhalffull in the arm (-10 points). In October I helped falcon25 hide a body (-173 points). Last Thursday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4959 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
eerieblaze