The junction box on Sixth Street thrummed with life, the utilitarian grey metal casing vibrating with the force of the current coursing beneath it. A hand-written note, held in place with the liberal application of sellotape, fluttered on the front of it.
"To the person who found my glasses on the street last Wednesday and left them here for me to find: thank you."
The Unkind Ones' newest prospects, the fraternal triplets Findo, Fetcho and Recovero, knelt on the sticky and scorching asphalt as they carefully cut the raggedy-edged page free of it's bindings. Around them, the fully-patched members of Eerie's most notorious biker gang waited in reverend silence.
With a last staticky ripping noise, the letter was free. The prospects folded it once, twice, then turned in a well-choreographed semi-circle and handed it to Billy Millions.
"It is found," said Fetcho.
"It is found," intoned the rest of the Brotherhood.
Billy Millions blushed to the roots of his magnificent beard as he accepted the offering. The Unkind Ones cheered and clapped, and several competing dad-rock ballads began blaring from half a dozen portable radios.
Unseen amidst the celebration, Mister Lodgepoole misappropriated several skull-and-crossbone decals from various motorcycles, scowling furiously.
Microwave-verse
Bonfire by
froodle, in which Pinocchio is ruined forever
Gingerbread by
froodle, in which there is a witch in the Eerie Woods
Leaves by
froodle, in which plantlife finds Marshall entirely too enticing
Offspring by
froodle, in which there are dragons
Based on Your Previous Purchases by
froodle, in which Mars should really pay attention to Amazon's reccomendations
Housework by
froodle, in which a rota cannot be agreed upon
Breakfast by
froodle, in which Dash's attempts at cookery do not go well
Ghost in the Machine by
froodle, in which a new laptop opens an old wound
Consequences by
froodle, in which an encounter with leprechauns leaves the boys very tired indeed
The Microwave by
froodle, in which Andrea Fantucci returns to Eerie after a considerable absense
The Eldritch Abomination in the Room by
froodle, in which the microwave is most definitely not discussed
Basic Household Maintenance by
froodle, in which manticores are inconsiderate houseguests
Torrential by
froodle, in which there is a storm, and the boys eat ice-cream
Linens by
froodle, in which Dash X makes a bed
Night Music by
froodle, in which Simon is woken by a nocturnal visitor
In For The Night by
froodle, in which Dash refuses to leave the house
Hound by
froodle, in which Simon makes a friend
Errands by
froodle, in which Simon has a to-do list
Waterlogged by
froodle, in which Eerie experiences heavy rainfall
Wildlife by
froodle, in which Simon and Marshall go to the beach
Rainbow by
froodle, in which Dash fails to properly appreciate Michael Flatley
Jackolantern by
froodle, in which the local pumpkin patch has a problem
Pay Attention and Side Stories
Preparations by
froodle. Winston Chisel, the morning he became Mayor.
Blue by
froodle: Sara Sue and Marilyn Teller in the laundry room.
Reflection by
froodle: Sara Sue in Paris.
The Storm by
froodle, in which Mayor Chisel has a very specific job for Eerie's resident weatherman
Pay Attention Part 1 by
froodle Pay Attention Part 2 by
froodle Pay Attention Part 3 by
froodle Pay Attention Part 4 by
froodle Echoes by
froodle: the worlds where Simon and Marshall stayed are very different
Pay Attention Part 5 by
froodle Pay Attention Part 6 by
froodle Pay Attention Part 7 by
froodle Sculpture by
froodle, in which Sara Sue must face off against the forces of municipal artwork
Pay Attention Part 8 by
froodle Pay Attention Part 9 by
froodle Pay Attention Part 10 by
froodle Civil Disobedience by
froodle, in which Sara Sue objects most strenuously to the Mayor's behaviour
Christmas Morning by
froodle; takes place in the Pay Attention-verse, after the main story
Pay Attention: Coda by
froodle