Mother's Day, K+yarol_2075August 30 2015, 18:13:35 UTC
The thing about selling your soul is that if you’re a minor? You have to get your parent or guardian’s permission. Now, not many demons and devils know this, after all it’s a handy training tool. Smart demons use the time to cultivate the potential seller. But what the rather dim demon who was trying to tempt Dash into selling his soul didn’t realize was that Dash had found out about that little tidbit of information
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Re: Mother's Day, K+lipstickcatAugust 30 2015, 20:41:30 UTC
This is so wonderful. I was beaming at just the premise set up in the second sentence and then it went off in a completely unexpected direction and just got even better.
Re: Mother's Day, K+eviinsanemonkeyAugust 30 2015, 23:31:00 UTC
OR
ORRRR
WHAT IF HIS DAD IS ZEUS?!
AND HERA'S LIKE "FUCK THIS NOISE. Take responsibility for where you put your fun stick!"
And Zeus is like "LA DI FUCK I"M ZEUS"
So Hera's like. "I'M DONE!" and she decides to Parent Dash on her own because Loki is fucking Loki and Zeus is a useless sack of...Zeus.
And Dash is like UBER CONFUSED because he's pretty sure based on what Loki told him that this TERRIFYING woman is his father and he's like "OH FUCK" 'cause if more kids fathers were like Hera....
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my.
GOD
THIS IS FANTASTIC
and hilarious.
AND OMFG I LOVE IT
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Because:
A) SUPER DRUNK LOKI
B) I FUCKING LOVE HAPHAESTUS
C) My headcanon of Dash is good with technology thing.
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and yes, I think hera could use some fun. she spends most of her time being cheated on and getting sour about it - she deserves to cut lose
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ORRRR
WHAT IF HIS DAD IS ZEUS?!
AND HERA'S LIKE "FUCK THIS NOISE. Take responsibility for where you put your fun stick!"
And Zeus is like "LA DI FUCK I"M ZEUS"
So Hera's like. "I'M DONE!" and she decides to Parent Dash on her own because Loki is fucking Loki and Zeus is a useless sack of...Zeus.
And Dash is like UBER CONFUSED because he's pretty sure based on what Loki told him that this TERRIFYING woman is his father and he's like "OH FUCK" 'cause if more kids fathers were like Hera....
well.
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