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eviinsanemonkey August 28 2015, 22:47:45 UTC
The thing about selling your soul is...

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Mother's Day, K+ yarol_2075 August 30 2015, 18:13:35 UTC
The thing about selling your soul is that if you’re a minor? You have to get your parent or guardian’s permission. Now, not many demons and devils know this, after all it’s a handy training tool. Smart demons use the time to cultivate the potential seller. But what the rather dim demon who was trying to tempt Dash into selling his soul didn’t realize was that Dash had found out about that little tidbit of information ( ... )

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Re: Mother's Day, K+ eviinsanemonkey August 30 2015, 18:27:37 UTC
oh.
my.
GOD

THIS IS FANTASTIC

and hilarious.

AND OMFG I LOVE IT

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RE: Mother's Day, K+ froodle August 30 2015, 18:28:15 UTC
SCREAMING. SCREAMING FOR JOY. SCREAMING FOR HOW AMAZING THIS IS. SCREAMING FOREVER. GOTTA SCREAM.

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Re: Mother's Day, K+ lipstickcat August 30 2015, 20:41:30 UTC
This is so wonderful. I was beaming at just the premise set up in the second sentence and then it went off in a completely unexpected direction and just got even better.

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RE: Mother's Day, K+ froodle August 30 2015, 20:58:16 UTC
just read it again. STILL SCREAMING. also, want fenris adventures.

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RE: Mother's Day, K+ yarol_2075 August 30 2015, 22:02:00 UTC
Sadly Fenris is chained up for now. I still haven't decided who the father is...any suggestions?

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RE: Mother's Day, K+ froodle August 30 2015, 22:04:21 UTC
jesus, its loki, it could literally be anyone. it could be a horse. IT COULD BE PRINCESS CELESTIA!

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RE: Mother's Day, K+ yarol_2075 August 30 2015, 22:20:06 UTC
Hmmm, if MLP is involved it could very well be Discord. I'm leaning toward Hera tho'; what's good for the goose is good for the gander after all.

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Re: Mother's Day, K+ eviinsanemonkey August 30 2015, 22:22:41 UTC
My vote is Haphaestus.

Because:

A) SUPER DRUNK LOKI
B) I FUCKING LOVE HAPHAESTUS
C) My headcanon of Dash is good with technology thing.

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RE: Re: Mother's Day, K+ froodle August 31 2015, 01:05:28 UTC
bonus if aphrodite gets majorly hypocritically pissed about hephaestus stepping out

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Re: Re: Mother's Day, K+ eviinsanemonkey August 31 2015, 01:07:11 UTC
psh you know it was a threesome.

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RE: Mother's Day, K+ froodle August 30 2015, 22:22:52 UTC
I always kind of assumed loki was discord. but then that still doesnt rule it out.

and yes, I think hera could use some fun. she spends most of her time being cheated on and getting sour about it - she deserves to cut lose

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Re: Mother's Day, K+ eviinsanemonkey August 30 2015, 23:31:00 UTC
OR

ORRRR

WHAT IF HIS DAD IS ZEUS?!

AND HERA'S LIKE "FUCK THIS NOISE. Take responsibility for where you put your fun stick!"

And Zeus is like "LA DI FUCK I"M ZEUS"

So Hera's like. "I'M DONE!" and she decides to Parent Dash on her own because Loki is fucking Loki and Zeus is a useless sack of...Zeus.

And Dash is like UBER CONFUSED because he's pretty sure based on what Loki told him that this TERRIFYING woman is his father and he's like "OH FUCK" 'cause if more kids fathers were like Hera....

well.

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RE: Re: Mother's Day, K+ froodle August 31 2015, 01:04:39 UTC
oh my god, can you imagine the sort of escalation hera teaches her kids when it comes to playground politics?!

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Re: Mother's Day, K+ deifire August 31 2015, 03:16:03 UTC
OMG. The family reunion is going to be so epic!

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