Eerie, Indiana drabble: Underwhelming
"This is pathetic," said Marshall, pulling off his hockey helmet and tossing it on the ground in disgust.
Beside him, Dash leaned on the electrified life-saver hook, seemingly unaffected by either the current buzzing through the metal handle or the scene unfolding in front of him.
"I mean, look at him," continued Mars. "His pants are down, his leg's fallen off, and he's got no discernible face." He nudged the zombie with the toe of one grubby and duct-taped Sky Monster.
Simon shot a disappointed look at the spell book on his lap. The book stared back.
"Rip-off," said Dash.
Microwave-verse
Bonfire by froodle, in which Pinocchio is ruined forever
Gingerbread by froodle, in which there is a witch in the Eerie Woods
Leaves by froodle, in which plantlife finds Marshall entirely too enticing
Offspring by froodle, in which there are dragons
Based on Your Previous Purchases by froodle, in which Mars should really pay attention to Amazon's reccomendations
Housework by froodle, in which a rota cannot be agreed upon
Breakfast by froodle, in which Dash's attempts at cookery do not go well
Ghost in the Machine by froodle, in which a new laptop opens an old wound
Consequences by froodle, in which an encounter with leprechauns leaves the boys very tired indeed
The Microwave by froodle, in which Andrea Fantucci returns to Eerie after a considerable absense
The Eldritch Abomination in the Room by froodle, in which the microwave is most definitely not discussed
Basic Household Maintenance by froodle, in which manticores are inconsiderate houseguests
Torrential by froodle, in which there is a storm, and the boys eat ice-cream
Linens by froodle, in which Dash X makes a bed
Night Music by froodle, in which Simon is woken by a nocturnal visitor
In For The Night by froodle, in which Dash refuses to leave the house
Hound by froodle, in which Simon makes a friend
Errands by froodle, in which Simon has a to-do list
Waterlogged by froodle, in which Eerie experiences heavy rainfall
Wildlife by froodle, in which Simon and Marshall go to the beach
Rainbow by froodle, in which Dash fails to properly appreciate Michael Flatley
Jackolantern by froodle, in which the local pumpkin patch has a problem
Eerie, Indiana/Hocus Pocus crossover
Three by froodle, in which Marshall and Devon discuss video games in a cemetary
Parallel by froodle: in which Marshall and Max team up to fight crime, and Binx hates everybody.
Black Flame Candle by froodle, in which Dash is entrusted with finding Christmas decorations, and things turn out as you'd expect.
Milkman Series
Milk by froodle, in which Marshall develops a completely cromulent fear of milk trucks
Reanimator by froodle, in which the Milkman returns
Multiplicity by froodle, in which Marshall must once again confront parallel realities, diverging timelines and public speaking
Lillian by froodle, in which Marilyn's mother has concerns
Hound by froodle, in which Simon makes a friend
Slyboots by froodle, in which a certain corporal of the infernal regions comes to Eerie. Crossover with Johannes Cabal the Necromancer.
Strawberry by froodle, in which there is unauthorised hubbub in Eerie
Nap by froodle, in which Marshall has a quiet moment in the Secret Spot
Beside him, Dash leaned on the electrified life-saver hook, seemingly unaffected by either the current buzzing through the metal handle or the scene unfolding in front of him.
"I mean, look at him," continued Mars. "His pants are down, his leg's fallen off, and he's got no discernible face." He nudged the zombie with the toe of one grubby and duct-taped Sky Monster.
Simon shot a disappointed look at the spell book on his lap. The book stared back.
"Rip-off," said Dash.
Microwave-verse
Bonfire by froodle, in which Pinocchio is ruined forever
Gingerbread by froodle, in which there is a witch in the Eerie Woods
Leaves by froodle, in which plantlife finds Marshall entirely too enticing
Offspring by froodle, in which there are dragons
Based on Your Previous Purchases by froodle, in which Mars should really pay attention to Amazon's reccomendations
Housework by froodle, in which a rota cannot be agreed upon
Breakfast by froodle, in which Dash's attempts at cookery do not go well
Ghost in the Machine by froodle, in which a new laptop opens an old wound
Consequences by froodle, in which an encounter with leprechauns leaves the boys very tired indeed
The Microwave by froodle, in which Andrea Fantucci returns to Eerie after a considerable absense
The Eldritch Abomination in the Room by froodle, in which the microwave is most definitely not discussed
Basic Household Maintenance by froodle, in which manticores are inconsiderate houseguests
Torrential by froodle, in which there is a storm, and the boys eat ice-cream
Linens by froodle, in which Dash X makes a bed
Night Music by froodle, in which Simon is woken by a nocturnal visitor
In For The Night by froodle, in which Dash refuses to leave the house
Hound by froodle, in which Simon makes a friend
Errands by froodle, in which Simon has a to-do list
Waterlogged by froodle, in which Eerie experiences heavy rainfall
Wildlife by froodle, in which Simon and Marshall go to the beach
Rainbow by froodle, in which Dash fails to properly appreciate Michael Flatley
Jackolantern by froodle, in which the local pumpkin patch has a problem
Eerie, Indiana/Hocus Pocus crossover
Three by froodle, in which Marshall and Devon discuss video games in a cemetary
Parallel by froodle: in which Marshall and Max team up to fight crime, and Binx hates everybody.
Black Flame Candle by froodle, in which Dash is entrusted with finding Christmas decorations, and things turn out as you'd expect.
Milkman Series
Milk by froodle, in which Marshall develops a completely cromulent fear of milk trucks
Reanimator by froodle, in which the Milkman returns
Multiplicity by froodle, in which Marshall must once again confront parallel realities, diverging timelines and public speaking
Lillian by froodle, in which Marilyn's mother has concerns
Hound by froodle, in which Simon makes a friend
Slyboots by froodle, in which a certain corporal of the infernal regions comes to Eerie. Crossover with Johannes Cabal the Necromancer.
Strawberry by froodle, in which there is unauthorised hubbub in Eerie
Nap by froodle, in which Marshall has a quiet moment in the Secret Spot