The animatronic Santa’s eyes were cold and dead, but those of his helpers gleamed bright and wet and full of malevolent intent. They moved in stiff, shuddering jerks, pudgy hands clutching hammers and tongs and wrenches and jagged-toothed saws, and their rubbery faces stretched in a variety of cheery grimaces that revealed the needle-sharp teeth behind the rosy-cheeked facade.
“Should we do something about this?” asked Simon, eyeing the line of children that snaked from the grotto to encircle the entire second floor of the Eerie Mall.
“I dunno,” said Marshall. “What’s our policy on evil robot elves?”
Simon shrugged.
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Halloween by
froodle, in which Mars and Simon celebrate a Von Orloff-free All Hallows Eve
Surprise by
froodle, in which Mars tries to make sure Simon's birthday goes a little better this year
The Glade by
froodle, in which Simon and Mars visit a place that only exists on February 29th
Egg Hunt by
froodle, in which Simon and Mars partake of some traditional Easter activities
Boardwalk by
froodle, in which Simon and Mars are swayed by radio advertising
Lady in Red by
froodle, in which Simon experiments on the old-fashioned radio in the Secret Spot, and horror ensues
Waiting In by
froodle, in which there is an ice-storm and a handyman does not arrive
Seafoam by
froodle, in which Simon and Marshall go to the seaside
A Night at the Circus by
froodle, in which a carnivale comes to town, and Marshall and Simon do not enjoy themselves
Taking a Break by
froodle, in which Simon and Marshall enjoy some much-needed R&R
Model Railway by
froodle, in which a new business prepares to open in Eerie
Shoreline by
froodle, in which Simon and Marshall investigate strange happenings on the shores of Lake Eerie
Parade by
froodle, in which Mars takes issue with the Eerie Beekeepers Association's choice of mascot
Homestead by
froodle, in which Marshall finally gets something useful out of shop class
Hound by
froodle, in which Simon makes a friend
Errands by
froodle, in which Simon has a to-do list
Slyboots by
froodle, in which a certain corporal of the infernal regions comes to Eerie. Crossover with Johannes Cabal the Necromancer.
Waterlogged by
froodle, in which Eerie experiences heavy rainfall
Festival by
froodle, in which Eerie's local businesses celebrate the summer
Strawberry by
froodle, in which there is unauthorised hubbub in Eerie
Wildlife by
froodle, in which Simon and Marshall go to the beach
Facilities by
froodle, in which the Eerie Bus Station and Supper Club has a problem with the men's toilet
Anticipation by
froodle, in which Simon and Harley look forward to the Equinox
Castle by
froodle, in which there is unexpected architecture in Eerie
Visitor in which Marshall's grandma comes to stay
Euclid by
froodle, in which Marshall and Simon investigate strange events at the Eerie Cemetery
The Hut by
froodle, in which Simon takes on the forces of Eerie solo
The Christmas Series
Visiting Relations by
froodle, in which the Abominable Snowman pays a call on his favourite cousin
Tradition by
froodle, in which Dash and Marshall decorate a Christmas tree
Twelve Sleeps! by
froodle, in which Andrea does not enjoy Christmas shopping
Handmade by
froodle, in which the Tellers receive a Christmas package from Marilyn's mother
So Be Good, For Goodness' Sake by
froodle, in which Marshall and Dash go to see Santa
Poor Life Choices by
froodle, in which Syndi loves her brother anyway