Eerie, Indiana fanfiction: The Paper Witch
The Paper Witch smelled like old books and drifts of paper fragments had settled on her clothes and her exposed skin, making it seem as though she had been caught in a snowfall. When she moved, these fragments fluttered about her like dust motes, catching the light and giving her a rippling halo of dancing gold.
The Paper Witch’s face was wrinkled like damp newspaper and her features ran together like ink in the rain. She grinned with teeth like old Scrabble tiles and spread her fingers wide as though they were a deck of cards. Mister Daganfort did not return the smile.
“You got my note,” she said, her voice a whisper that rustled like pages turning in a silent room. The grave digger nodded, his face expressionless. She folded in on herself, then twisted and lunged at him, expanding so that the concertina of her torso encircled him where he stood. She leered down at him, stinking of yellowed paperbacks rotting in damp basements.
Daganfort reached into the breast pocket of his mud-streaked coveralls and produced a battered tobacco tin and a box of matches. He stared into the Paper Witch’s mismatched and drooping eyes as he took a dog-eared rollie from the tin and placed it between his lips. She sneered, but when he rattled the match box at her she flinched backwards, just a little.
Daganfort grunted in satisfaction and transferred the matches to his jacket pocket, where they would be more easily accessible in a hurry. The Paper Witch made a great show of unconcern, flipping out the great crepe ringlets that lined her scalp in an imitation of hair, but all the time she watched him, and the thin, razor-sharp fingers that could slice a man like so much expensive smoked meat flexed at her side.
“I take it the Library had another clear-out,” said Daganfort.
The Paper Witch shook her head, the deadly fingers waving in unconcern at Eerie’s efforts at municipal house-keeping.
“Oh no,” she rasped. “This is far more exciting than misplacing a forlorn lover inside a sealed envelope.” She leaned forward, slower than before, and her dust-dry lips brushed his ear as she spoke. “I hear you have a brand-new Animator in town.”
Daganfort stood very still, knowing that the slightest movement could result in losing an ear to the jagged edges of the Paper Witch’s pursed lips.
“You’re too late,” he said. “She left for Paris nearly a year ago.”
The Paper Witch pouted.
“Oh Euclid, you’re not really as stupid as all that,” she murmured. “You know as well as I do that the sad little artist has brothers.”
“Ah,” said Euclid.
“All the local periodicals pass through my hands,” the Paper Witch continued. “I know just what a trial those horrid little vandals are to your Peace Garden.” She flashed the yellowed smile at him once again. “Just tell me where I can find them.”
“You don’t even know if the boys have their sister’s ability,” said Daganfort. “It doesn’t always run in families.”
“You’re right, of course,” the Paper Witch agreed. “But blood does run in families, and I can use that nearly as well as I could use the girl.”
Daganfort considered it.
“What’s in it for me?”
The Paper Witch grinned.
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