Eerie Indiana werewolf cure by skallagrimjones

[froodle]

If anyone gets scratched, I’ve got the werewolf cure.

½ cup milk

3 T red velvet cake mix

1 T dark cocoa

3 large scoops chocolate ice cream

whipped cream for topping

Vlad the Impaler’s eyeball (Hard to come by. If you can’t get one, store-bought is fine)

Blend milk, cake mix, cocoa, and ice cream in blender. Pour into glass and top with whipped cream and eyeball. Drink up and avoid a lifetime of lycanthropy.