Eerie, Indiana fanfiction: Making a List
"Trains," said Andrea, chasing the last bit of ice-cream around her sundae dish with a long handled spoon.
"Trains?" asked Marisea.
Andrea nodded.
"Steam trains are best," she said. "But the realistic looking kind, not the cartoony Thomas the Tank Engine kind."
Marshall looked up from his half-finished Black Cow, a crumpled shopping list spread out on the table in front of him.
"Trains?" he said, his tone echoing Marisea's.
"Yes," said Andrea, who was now examining a glace cherry with a dubious expression. "Little model trains. That's what my dad likes. That's what I'm getting him for Christmas."
"But..." Marshall seemed to be struggling with something. Andrea hoped no little wisps of unvarnished reality had escaped with her out of her home dimension. They were never good for a human mind. "But he's the God-King who reigns supreme over a land of monsters. He can't like toy trains. My dad likes toy trains."
"So?" said Melanie. "What, there's not enough trains to go around? My dad collects them too."
"And mine," said Janet. "He likes the bullet trains, though, not the old fashioned steam ones."
"Oh," said Tod. "Did you see the gift shop at the Model Railway Museum has the 0 Series Shinkansen replica in the window? My old man would love that." He added a hasty scrawl to the piece of paper half-hidden beneath a plate of French fries.
"Good idea," said Janet, and did the same. "We should head up there once we're done here. It's practically a one-stop shop for dad-related purchases."
"Well, not quite," said Melanie. "A true dad shop must stock at least seven movies featuring Sean Bean at all times."
Janet, Andrea and Tod nodded.
"And at least three of them have to be Sharpe," added Andrea, and the other three chorused their agreement.
Simon looked down, uncomfortable. Marisea pulled out a copy of the Eerie Postal Service's Holiday Gift Guide and began quizzing him about which cuddly toy rendering of a philately beast would make the best gift for her newly arrived niece, Mary D. Carter.
"Okay, wait," said Marshall. "I can accept that there's a dad hive mind that creates a mass love affair with model railways and Sharpe, at least in this dimension, but how does King Wyrm even know about Sean Bean? I thought you didn't have television back home."
"Oh, we have it," said Andrea. "Or I mean, we did. It fell out of use when all these bartender guys kept popping in through the screen and trying to start maize cults. Most of us are obligate carnivores and the rest are life-drainers of one sort or another, so it got a bit annoying and most everyone ditched their TV sets."
"Wow," said Marshall. "Dash is gonna be mad he missed this."
"Really?" said Andrea. "I would have thought between the family togetherness, the goodwill to all men, and the paying for things with actual money, this would be his idea of hell."
"That's pretty much what he said," said Melanie. She made a futile attempt at wiping up the viscous red stains left by an overflowing Cherry Cornade, shrugged, and grinned at the others. "You ready to go?"
"Actually, if it's okay I'm going to borrow Simon for a bit," said Marisea. "I need a present for a psychically-inclined newborn and he needs to shop for Harley, so we're headed to Noel's Knick-Knack Bric-a-Brac Emporium to look for evil dolls and soul cages."
Simon gave her a grateful smile and she squeezed his hand under the table. Marshall looked like he was about to say something, and she cut him off quickly.
"And then I was thinking we could stop by Evil Eye Vinyl." She grinned. "They've got a great selection of Carpenters albums and I happen to know they've got Christmas Portrait as part of their in-store soundtrack."
"Sounds great," said Marshall, sounding distinctly unenthused. "So do you guys want to meet back up with us at the big corn statue in a couple of hours?"
"Will do," said Marisea, sliding out of the booth and leaning over the table to give Andrea a quick kiss. "Have fun with the Yorkshireman and the tiny trains," she said to the others as she pulled on her coat.
They waved and the shop bell tinkled as she left, pulling Simon along in her wake.
"So, you like the Carpenters too?" he asked, after they'd walked in silence for a few minutes.
Marisea turned to him and smiled.
"Do I ever!" she said. "Did you ever see their TV special, Space Encounters?" Simon shook his head. "I've got it on VHS at home, I can make you a copy if you like?"
Simon nodded enthusiastically.
"But first we've got some very serious work to do," said Marisea. "Do you still have that flyer I gave you?" He nodded again and she scanned the street, checking for gun-toting postal carriers and well armed huskies before continuing, "Okay, so... philately bison, bald eagle, or wendigo? Where do you land on it?"
Simon turned the glossy pages carefully, his mouth pursed in concentration.
"Jackalope," he said. "It's cute enough that it wouldn't frighten a baby, but it's antlers form a protective configurarion that would ward off any malign spirits that might try to get at her."
"See?" said Marisea. "This is exactly why I wanted you along. You're the only one who knows how to shop for a supernaturally inclined pre-verbal child."
"Well, I'm not sure how much help I'll be," said Simon. "With Harley it's mostly about trying to keep him from cracking other people's minds like an egg. It's damage control more than anything."
Marisea shrugged.
"And yet every year you're digging up cuddly dobermen and kitchen playsets featuring pea soup and My First Infernal Contract kits," she said. "Not even Radford carries that stuff, not if you don't special order it. Where did you even get a Baphomet bookbag to fit a seven year old?"
"Souvenir stand at the Eerie Petting Zoo," said Simon. "It was in the clearance sale."
"Weird," said Marisea. She stopped outside the long plate-glass window that ran the length of the Eerie Post Office and Shooting Range, eyeing the colourful display of stuffed stamp-coated animals frolicking in a mail-themed winter wonderland. "Jackalope," she said with a smile, and pushed open the heavy double doors.
Simon looked around at the shelves stuffed with expensive merchandise.
"I'll wait for you by the fish pond," he said. "The semi-corporeal fur-bearing philatery trout should all have their winter coats by now so I'm going to check that out."
Marisea nodded, the motion limited by the floppy ears and branching antlers of the huge stuffed jackalope already in her arms. Clearly, she was a mission-orientated shopper.
"Back in a mo," she said, her black patent shoes clicking across the polished hardwood floor as she headed towards the lone cashier.
Simon took a seat on the broad lip surrounding the traditional post office fish pond. The occupants, sensing motion above them, gathered just below the surface, eyes bulging with curiousity.
"Hey guys," he said, dipping one finger into the pool and running it lightly across the translucent scales. "How's it going? Getting all nice and winter fluffy?"
The fish being fish, did not answer.
A shadow fell across him and he looked up at Marisea's floral-patterned winter jacket.
"D'you get him?" he asked.
Marisea nodded, hefting a plastic carrier bag as big as her torso.
"Got you something too," she said, reaching into it and producing a much smaller package, wrapped in red and white candy striped paper. "As a thank-you for helping me out with Maridee."
"You didn't have to-" Simon started to say, but his treacherous fingers were already peeling back the wrapper.
A plush philatery trout stared back at him, it's scales tiny intricate scenes of snow covered landscapes, it's fins trimmed in white lace.
"Oh," he said. "Oh, Marisea."
"He's called Rainy Day," said Marisea. "I thought you might like him."
"I do," said Simon, clutching the little fish to his chest. "I really, really do."
Marisea grinned.
"Alright, Max," she said. "You ready to go indulge in some Seventies easy listening with me?"
Simon beamed back at her.
Concert, in which there is a canine singalong
Visiting Relations by froodle, in which the Abominable Snowman pays a call on his favourite cousin
Setting the Scene, in which Weatherman Wally prepares for Christmas
Holidays Are Coming, in which something else prepares for Christmas
Robin, in which Simon is startled by the local birdlife
Window Paint, in which Harley helps decorate his elementary school for Christmas
The Tree, in which Harley helps Simon decorate for Christmas
Costumed Hero? in which Marshall is way too excited about left-over party trash
Animatronics, in which Simon and Marshall have misgivings
Decorative, in which Eerie's local wildlife get in on the festivities
Safety Checks, in which Simon and Marshall take basic precautions
Visiting Santa, in which Marshall and Simon take Harley to see the big man
Pantomime, in which the Tellers partake of some traditional holiday entertainment
Surveillance, in which Simon and Mars must pick their moments
The Worst Christmas Ever, in which Marshall is disappointed
So Be Good, For Goodness' Sake by froodle, in which Marshall and Dash go to see Santa
KrampusNacht, in which the Holmes household has a nocturnal visitor
Handmade by froodle, in which the Tellers receive a Christmas package from Marilyn's mother
Dinner Conversation, in which Syndi and Marshall continue an annual tradition
Poor Life Choices by froodle, in which Syndi loves her brother anyway
Don't Cross the Streams, in which Dash makes a terrible mistake
Tradition by froodle, in which Dash and Marshall decorate a Christmas tree
The Fir Tree, in which we learn Manticores are essentially just big cats
Frost Spiders, in which Eerie's Christmas decorations are very beautiful
Black Flame Candle, in which Dash is sent out for Christmas supplies, and horror ensues
Clear Out, where the post-Christmas leftovers meet their doom
A Time for Giving, in which it is Christmas, and Danielle has something for Syndi
Twelve Sleeps! by froodle, in which Andrea does not enjoy Christmas shopping
Winter Chill, in which Andrea Fantucci does enjoy Christmas day
Deck the Halls, in which Sara Sue and Harley share an unexpected snow day
Bridal, in which Mary B. Carter prepares for her most recent wedding day.
Marys by froodle, in which Mary C. Carter takes on her new role
Parking, in which Marshall will take any excuse not to help his dad with the yardwork
The Microwave by froodle, in which Andrea Fantucci returns to Eerie after a considerable absense
The Eldritch Abomination in the Room by froodle, in which the microwave is most definitely not discussed
The Listener, in which Devon has some things to share with Melanie
Twelve Sleeps! by froodle, in which Andrea does not enjoy Christmas shopping
Winter Chill, in which Andrea does enjoy Christmas itself
Mirror by froodle, in which Mary C. Carter does some housework
Timely, in which it's Andrea's turn to take care of some chores
Invitiation by froodle, in which Mary C. Carter makes use of Marshall's well-honed delivery boy skills
Antiquing, in which Marshall attempts to return the favour, and Marisea isn't sure
A Credible Threat, in which the Eerie Mall has a problem
Figurehead by froodle, in which Lake Eerie's ghost pirates encounter the lighthouse
Awakening by froodle, in which Marisea must confront an unhappy spectre at an unreasonable hour
Remembrances of the Dead, in which Eerie's citizens gather for All Soul's Day
4.57pm by froodle, in which Mary C. Carter waits for a bus
Castle, in which there is unexpected architecture in Eerie
The End by froodle, in which Simon reads Harley a bedtime story
Drains by froodle, in which clowns are evil, murderous sacks of shit, and Simon is having none of it
Bathtub, in which the Holmes' have further problems with their plumbing
Communication Difficulties, in which there are barriers to understanding
Playground, in which Simon and Harley should maybe come back another day
Dish of the Day, in which Simon and Marshall return to the playground
Stonewall, Mud Walls, in which Harley is an implacable foe
Biters, in which there is screaming
Riverbank, in which Simon encounters a kelpie
Kaleidoscope by froodle, in which Simon has cause to regret buying cheap toys at the World o' Stuff
Festival by froodle, in which Eerie's local businesses celebrate the summer
Strawberry by froodle, in which there is unauthorised hubbub in Eerie
Drive In, in which there is a movie screening
Staged, in which Harley visits a building site
Distractions, in which Simon and Marshall walk home from school
Class of '89, in which they collect Harley
Unsuitable Substitute, in which there is a changeling
Anticipation by froodle, in which Simon and Harley look forward to the Equinox
Informed Shopper, in which Simon contemplates a purchase
Infestation, in which there are pixies
BBQ, in which the Tellers hold a BBQ
Door-to-Door, in which it is Halloween and there are trick-or-treaters
Sentinel, in which it is Halloween and there is hot chocolate
The Stand, in which it is Halloween and there is a war
Dark Messiah, in which there are witches
Ruminant, in which a rescue is mounted
Good to Eat, in which Dash and Simon fill Marshall in
Gridlock, in which Harley encounters one of Eerie's many cults
Common Ground, in which one of Eerie's local youth organisations would like Harley to join them
Persuasion Tactics, in which the recruitment drive becomes aggressive
A Kings' Ransom, in which Harley goes to the beach
Competing Traditions, in which Dash and Marshall wait out the Easter weekend
Advent Calendar, in which Marilyn is making Christmas treats for all her children
Window Paint, in which Harley helps decorate his elementary school for Christmas
Pantomime, in which the Tellers enjoy some traditional Christmas entertainment
Visiting Santa, in which Marshall and Simon take Harley on a trip
The Tree, in which Harley helps Simon decorate for Christmas
KrampusNacht, in which the Holmes household has a visitor
Cygnet, in which Harley and Lillian go to the park
Tagged, in which the Bob brothers go to the park
Defacement, in which the Eerie PD investigates a terrible crime
Read the Sign, in which the city council was serious about that fountain
Salvage Rights, in which Harley and Lillian return to the lake
To Serve Birds (Right), in which Marshall and Harley bond
Sneakers by froodle, in which the latest Sky Monsters are released
Hangover, in which Marshall has a little too much to drink, and an innocent sandcastle pays the price
Brand Loyalty, in which MArshall's new shoes are a disappointment
The Hut by froodle, in which Simon takes on the forces of Eerie solo
Shattered Dreams, in which there is a space whale
They, in which Marshall leaves for college and Simon is left behind
Good Secrets Are Hard To Keep, in which Marshall submits a story to his college newspaper
Reception by froodle, in which Simon has problems with his mobile phone
Bulk Buy, in which Simon's desk tidy isn't suited for the job, but he's still better off than his office mates
Incendiary, in which Marshall reads a situation and reaches completely the wrong conclusion
Divergent, in which Dash and Harley talk
Workaday, in which Simon encounters one of Harley's old enemies
Presentation, in which Simon has a plan
Children Are Strange, in which Eerie's local Black Eyed Kids take an interest in Simon's dog
Preliminary sketch for a custom Sparky plush by Pixelkei
Finished Sparky plush by Pixelkei
Sparky 2 plush by Erik237
Sparky versus Manticore sketch by Kari L Korthals
The Bridge, in which there is not a troll, and Mars is very sad
Garden Warfare, in which the age-old rivalry between garden gnomes and lawn flamingoes finally boils over
Bonfire by froodle, in which Pinocchio is ruined forever
Lost and Found, in which the Unkind Ones honour one of their own
Chicken, in which something has made it's den in Eerie
Ruminant, in which there are witches, and also a goat
Good to Eat, in which Marshall investigates the Chickeniest Chicken Palace
Underwhelming, in which a cursed book fails to deliver
Virtual Reality, in which Things Incorporated branches out into the world of home entertainment
Mystery Box, in which Syndi helps the boys out
Numeracy, in which Marshall is not believed
Statistically Possible, in which Marshall is still not believed
Rules of War, in which there is a waterfight
Family Business, in which Marshall and Syndi help their dad out
Castle, in which there is unexpected architecture in Eerie
Budget Restraints, in which Simon and Marshall's disguises are somewhat lacklustre.
Concealment, in which there is a costume party
Party Guests, in which the costume party is attended
Targeted Marketing, in which Radford has a new advertising campaign, and Marshall has doubts
Controversial, in which Poplio's wrath is invoked
Film Festival, in which Poplio and Holly Golightly battle it out
Competing Traditions, in which there's nothing worse than an Easter weekend
Gingerbread by froodle, in which there is a witch in the Eerie Woods
Leaves by froodle, in which plantlife finds Marshall entirely too enticing
Defacement, in which the Eerie PD investigates a terrible crime
Foreseeable, in which an Eerie parade goes exactly as usual
Obvious, in which, in Dash's opinion, some people aren't worth saving
Loss Prevention, in which the boys investigate strange goings on at the Eerie Mall
Disco, in which there are ghouls, and disco balls
Pop Culture, in which Marshall dresses for Halloween
Offspring by froodle, in which there are dragons
Message in a Bottle, in which something is bugging Marshall
And Introducing... in which Dash X makes some powerful allies
Untouchable, in which the boys are dismayed by Eerie's fauna
Shattered Dreams, in which there are cosmic whales
Ewww... in which Simon makes poor choices
Divergent, in which Harley and Dash have a conversation
The Worst Christmas Ever, in which Marshall buys a pie from a food stall, and is very disappointed
The Off Season, in which a stakeout at Lake Eerie proves disappointing
Observations, in which there is suspicious activity on Wolf Mountain
Wildlife by froodle, in which Simon and Marshall go to the beach
Dinner Conversation, in which Syndi and Marshall revive an old argument
Don't Cross the Streams, in which Dash commits the cardinal sin
Sub-Aquatic, in which there are suspicious stains in the fountain
Aesthetics/Practicalities, in which Dash and Marshall clash over outerwear
Desired Effect, in which Simon and Marshall shop for decorations
Based on Your Previous Purchases by froodle, in which Mars should really pay attention to Amazon's reccomendations
Community Service, in which Dash refuses to quietly do his time
Technicalities, in which Simon is both disappointed, and mad
Golf Course, in which the re-seeding does not take as well as hoped
Housework by froodle, in which a rota cannot be agreed upon
Division of Labour, in which the eventually-agreed-upon rota may have overlooked a few things
Misleading, in which Grungy Bill struggles with the concept of French Toast
Breakfast by froodle, in which Dash's attempts at cookery do not go well
Ghost in the Machine by froodle, in which a new laptop opens an old wound
Consequences by froodle, in which an encounter with leprechauns leaves the boys very tired indeed
The Microwave by froodle, in which Andrea Fantucci returns to Eerie after a considerable absense
The Eldritch Abomination in the Room by froodle, in which the microwave is most definitely not discussed
Basic Household Maintenance by froodle, in which manticores are inconsiderate houseguests
The Lift, in which Marshall is not fooled
Torrential by froodle, in which there is a storm, and the boys eat ice-cream
Shortest Day, in which the lack of daylight takes effect
Neighbourly, in which Marshall tries to help out a person who might not even be there
Saturday Brunch, in which some eggs go awry
Upgrade?, in which the possibility of a new sofa is mooted
Linens by froodle, in which Dash X makes a bed
Bedtime, in which Marshall brushes his teeth
Bathtub, in which there is something in the pipes
Product Testing, in which there is something distressing on the breakfast table
Multiplicity, in which there are milkmen
Hound by froodle, in which Simon makes a friend
Night Music by froodle, in which Simon is woken by a nocturnal visitor
Houseshare, in which Sparky learns an important life lesson regarding Manticores
Sabotage, in which Marshall also learns an important life lesson regarding Manticores
Event Appropriate, in which Simon is startled
Inherent, in which evidence is destroyed and Marshall suspects a conspiracy
Inevitable, in which the weather is spiteful and the manticore is indifferent
In For The Night by froodle, in which Dash refuses to leave the house
Errands by froodle, in which Simon has a to-do list
Dinner Theatre, in which Marshall has trouble finishing his meal
Walkies, in which Simon takes his dog for a walk
Tractable, in which Sparky's new lead does not go well
Obedience, in which Sparky misbehaves and an ancient nature god is displeased
Play Date, in which Sparky mades some friends
The Bad News List, in which Dash makes an upsetting announcement
Stable, in which there is a Night Mare
Children Are Strange, in which there is a visitor
Morning Routine, in which Marshall brews coffee
Waterlogged by froodle, in which Eerie experiences heavy rainfall
A Form You Are Comfortable With, in which Marshall has car drama
Parking Spot, in which Marshall is particular
Antiquing, in which Marshall offers a helping hand to Mary C. Carter, and she's not that into it
Arboretum, in which Simon keeps the home fires burning
Belfast Disco, in which it is St. Patrick's Day in Eerie
Bulk Buy, in which Dash's rivalry with the leprechauns quite literally spills over to a shared office space
Incendiary, in which Marshall gets the wrong end of the shillelagh
Bright Lights, in which there is glitter
Explicit Lyrics, in which Sparky is a cheeky boy
Woozy, in which Marshall isn't well
Leisurewear, in which Dash has some time off
Tempest, in which the Sea Hag makes an appearance
Rescue, in which there are jackalope kittens
Turnip, in which Marshall dispenses some interesting facts
Plausible, in which there is damage to Marshall's car
Parking, in which Marshall struggles to parallel park and Dash is less than helpful
Rainbow by froodle, in which Dash fails to properly appreciate Michael Flatley
Premature, in which Simon is festive at exactly the wrong time
Too Far, in which Simon is once again thwarted
Jackolantern by froodle, in which the local pumpkin patch has a problem
Pest Control, in which Mayor Chisel is a dissatisfied customer
Pressure Tactics, in which the Mayor goes up against Eerie's ravens
Absent Friends, in which Wally and Simon share a moment
Reconnaissance, in which Dash is unhappy with his assignment
Changeable Conditions, in which the weather still hates Marshall
Trash Day, in which the bins need emptying
Cleanup, in which Dash is... himself.
Alternative Version, in which there is another Sparky
Shared Facilties, in which there is bathroom drama
The Fir Tree, in which there is further feline misbehaviour
Costumed Hero, in which Marshall is way too excited about left-over party trash
Clear Out, where the post-Christmas leftovers meet their doom
Project Research, in which there's something wrong with the tap water
Pixie Paste, in which Dash uses a garlic paste
Civic Duty, in which the Ladies Society for the Beautification of Eerie take up their positions
At The Dinner Table, in which an invitation is extended
Workaday, in which Simon heads to his job and encounters one of Harley's old foes
Moon Rabbit, in which Simon performs surgery
Presentation, in which Chisel has an edict, and Simon has a plan
Early Finish, in which there is a disturbance outside Simon's office
A Ghost in Pink by froodle; Janet's family during the year she was Lost
Jogging by froodle, in which Janet Donner adapts to life in regular Eerie
Maybe, Even, in which Tod has a dream
Cooking Class, in which there is baking
Cake Day, in which it is Marshall's birthday
Dishonoured, in which Dash makes a choice, and Tod and Janet pay the price
Plans by froodle, in which Janet Donner deals with Daylight Savings Time yet again
DST by froodle, in which there is a lighthouse
Figurehead by froodle, in which Lake Eerie's ghost pirates encounter the lighthouse
At the Seaside, in which Simon and Marshall stake out the Eerie Baitshop and Sushi Bar.
Tempest, in which the Sea Hag makes an appearance
The Listener, in which Melanie and Devon talk, and Melanie makes a decision
Food Hygiene, in which Simon takes on some after-school activities, and meets Melanie and Janet doing the same
In the Bleak Midwinter, in which there is activity on the shores of Lake Eerie
The Lake at Night, in which there are pleasure boats
Night Diving, in which Janet and Melanie investigate the world beneath the waves
Promotional Materials, in which Lake Eerie's mermaids prepare for summer
Equivocate, in which Eerie's golf course becomes waterlogged
Golf Course, in which the re-seeding does not take as well as hoped
Artisanal, in which Janet prepares for the days trade
Kitchen Prep, in which Janet's hard work is foiled by vicious seabirds
Populace, in which Eerie's citizens experience a completely normal day
Slow Day, in which the Baitshop and Sushi Bar is unusually quiet
Worker Engagement, in which Janet works on a new sculpture
DST2, in which Janet and Marshall wait for midnight
Poetry Slam, in which Janet tries her hand at performance art.
Similar Interests, in which Tod encounters Devon's mother, and is almost crushed by a door.
Dessert, in which Tod and his parents get ice-cream
Milestone, in which Mars helps Tod to prepare for his 21st
License to Serve, in which Tod has his birthday
Civic Duty, in which the Ladies Society for the Beautification of Eerie gather to protect the town
The Craft, in which the Ladies encounter the all-female werewolf pack from Trick 'r Treat
Freelancing, in which Sara Sue takes on some work for Things Incorporated
Presentation, in which Simon gives a chupacabra a massage
Homecoming, in which Janet and Marshall return to the Teller house
First Date by froodle, in which a young Edgar Teller shows off one of his earlier inventions
Breakfast Conversations, in which Syndi and Marshall are very small, and very much themselves
Under the Bed, in which Syndi has a friend over
Popcorn by froodle. Friday night is always movie night in the Teller household.
The Toll, in which a parcel arrives and there is a fee to pay
Charitable, in which there is fundraising for... something?
Door Prizes, in which here is a cake tin
Fountain, in which Marshall has an excuse, and Edgar does not agree
Belt Match, in which Algernon the Invincible saves the world
Volun-Told, in which Marshall takes preparation very seriously
Shears, in which Edgar is concerned for the contents of his garden shed
Parking, in which Marshall makes a hasty exit
The Teller Home for Displaced Youth by froodle, in which Edgar harbours some doubts about his new home town
Lawn by froodle, in which Marilyn Teller contemplaces some yardwork
Back to School, in which Marilyn visits the Eerie Mall
Distractions, in which Simon and Marshall walk home from school
Product Testing, in which Marshall and Syndi have input in the latest Things Incorporated invention
Film Festival, in which there is breakfast at Tiffanys, and much carnage
Cake Day, in which it is Marshall's birthday
Prestidigitation, in which Syndi poses as a fortune teller
Camoflage, in which Fifi has a plan to infiltrate the Teller household
Preventative Measures, in which Syndi and Marshall clash over a facemask
Gallery, in which Syndi and Marshall clash over art
Tornado Day, Revisited by froodle, in which Syndi learns exactly what it means to be Miss Tornado Day
Induction, in which the role of Miss Tornado Day comes with yet another hidden catch
Classes, in which Syndi trains for her new role
Competing Traditions, in which Dash and Marshall wait out the Easter weekend in the Teller's garage
Easter, in which Marshall receives a note
Truth in Advertising, in which Marshall is in trouble, and Radford is confused
Shampoo, in which Syndi is troubled by soapy residue
Wildlife by froodle, in which Simon and Marshall go to the beach
If You See Something, Say Something, in which Marshall is questioned by Sergeant Knight
The Party Fowl, in which Marilyn goes to some lengths to ensure Syndi keeps to curfew
The Party Fowl Cometh, in which the titular beast makes an appearance
Return of the Party Fowl, in which Syndi makes it home safely
Capability, in which there are Bigfoots
Nursemaiding, in which Syndi is much put-upon
Culinary Delights by froodle, in which Syndi's terrible cooking may or may not have been an accident
Confectionary, in which Syndi has been baking again
Pirates, in which there are pirates
Rules of War, in which there is a waterfight
Exterior, Garden, Night, in which there is camping
Camping by froodle, in which Syndi cannot sleep
Co-Defendants, in which Marshall seeks revenge
Artist in the Family by froodle, in which an immortal creature takes a liking to Syndi
Virtual Reality, in which Things Incorporated branches out into the realm of home entertainment
Dressed for the Occasion, in which Syndi's weather goddess duties require a certain look
Without Due Care and Attention by froodle, in which Syndi finally becomes mobile
Road Safety, in which Marshall does not
Typewriter, in which a familiar peacock logo makes an unwelcome reappearence
Golf Course, in which a reseeding does not go well
BBQ, in which the Tellers have a bonfire
Giveaway, in which Marshall buys a milkshake
Spa Day, in which Marshall has a gift for his sister
Prognostication Engine, in which horrorscopes are insufficiently detailed, and Marshall is cross
Hangover, in which Marshall drinks too much and makes a terrible enemy
Castle, in which there is unexpected architecture in Eerie
Concealment, in which there is a costume party
Party Guests, in which a costume party is attended
Waiting In by froodle, in which there is an ice-storm and a handyman does not arrive
Harmonic Resonance, in which Syndi's craft table is disturbed
Spoiled, in which the Tellers are menaced
Postal, in which there is gunfire, and letters
Drive, in which Edgar has a convertible, and is filled with fear
Food Aggression, in which Lisa-Marie comes to visit, and the Tellers sibling dynamics have not changed
Statistically Possible, in which Marshall has the figures
Misdirection, in which Syndi is a cunning and treacherous foe
Targeted Marketing, in which here are illuminated signs on taxis
Rare Appearance, in which there are egg rolls, and also ghosts
Brunch by froodle, in which Marilyn does not appreciate Edgar's help in the kitchen
Winter Picnic, in which there is snuggling
Corn Critters 7: Rise of the Super Crop, in which Marshall makes a grave mistake
Advent Calendar, in which Marilyn prepares for Christmas
Weaponised, in which Simon, Syndi and Marshall prepare for Christmas
Handmade by froodle, in which the Tellers receive a Christmas package from Marilyn's mother
Window Paint, in which Harley helps Eerie Elementary decorate for the season
Pantomime, in which the Tellers enjoy some traditional Christmas entertainment
Decorative, in which Eerie's wildlife get into the spirit, and Marshall is worried
Dinner Conversation, in which Marshall and Syndi revive an old argument
Poor Life Choices by froodle, in which Syndi loves her brother anyway
Public Spaces, in which there is a vampire, and Mayor Chisel appreciates municipal art
Lillian by froodle, in which Marilyn's mother has concerns
Visitor by froodle, in which Marshall's grandma comes to stay
Nap by froodle, in which Marshall has a quiet moment in the Secret Spot
Underwater, in which Lillian travels to another timeline, and has a much-overdue conversation
Cygnet, in which Lillian and Harley visit the lake
Auction, in which a clear-out is happening
Hand Me Down/Keepsake, in which the clear-out continues
Administrative, in which Things Incorporated's latest invention is very sad
Sickbed, in which Marshall has an upset stomach
War Zone, in which Marshall is sad, and Syndi is a good big sister
Salvage Rights, in which Lillian and Harley return to the lake
Housekeeping, in which there is a cult, and things get awkward
Hostage, in which Syndi is captured, and is very displeased
Hometown by froodle, in which Mars and Syndi visit New Jersey
Deterrent, in which there are pigeon spikes
Crafting, in which Syndi is about to graduate from college
Mixed Media Messages, in which there is glitter
Fresh Sheets by froodle
Product Testing, in which Things Incorporated's newest beverage is... something.
Tradition by froodle, in which Dash and Marshall decorate a Christmas tree
Civic Duty, in which the Ladies Society for the Beautification of Eerie take up their posts
The Craft, in which the Ladies encounter the all-female wolf pack from Trick 'r Treat
A Time for Giving, in which it is Christmas, and Danielle comes back
Eww... in which Simon is making bad relationship choices
Freelancing, in which Sara Sue does graphic design
At the Dinner Table, in which an invitation is extended, and Dash is suspicious
Presentation, in which the Mayor has an edict, and Simon has a plan