Written for this week's
fffc prompt, which was "mystify".
So this was inspired by re-reading
deifire's fic,
Til Death, or The Alternate History of the Old Mill Investigation, which takes place during Syndi's wedding. Rick, if anyone is interested, is the name of the guy Syndi is talking to about math homework in
Heart on a Chain.
Marshall said goodbye and hung up the phone, took a deep breath, and turned.
"That was Syndi," he said. "She wants to take us all for dinner at the Eerie Bus Terminal and Supper Club tomorrow night."
Simon brightened. Dash scowled.
"That's the third time in two months," he said. "What's she after? She must want something - what's her angle in all this?"
Heaving a deep sigh of resignation in the face of the conversation to come, Marshall crossed the tiny kitchen and settled himself in the nearest wooden chair. He then quickly moved to another when he realised he'd chosen the one that had three inches of one leg permanently mired in an alternative dimension.
"Dash," he said. "My sister is getting married in three months. Before that, she wants us to spend some time getting to know her future husband, preferably outside the context of that one pancake breakfast where the batter came alive and started trying to drown people in maple syrup."
Dash's scowl deepened. He opened his mouth to say something, but Simon cut him off at the pass.
"I thought he did really well with that," he said. "I mean, yes, there was a lot of screaming about eldritch abominations from beyond the void and how breakfast shouldn't involve this much murder, but in the end he was the one who thought to add more flour to the monster mix until it stopped moving."
Dash shrugged, as if to indicate he had met both better and worse slayers of pancake beastliness than Syndi Teller's fiancé. To be strictly fair to all involved, this was in fact the case.
"He did okay," he allowed.
"Okay enough for you to put on a clean shirt and be polite to the guy for a few hours over pan-fried lake monster?" asked Marshall, more suspicious than hopeful.
"He'll be picking up the tab," added Simon.
Dash smirked.
Microwave-verse
Bonfire by
froodle, in which Pinocchio is ruined forever
Gingerbread by
froodle, in which there is a witch in the Eerie Woods
Leaves by
froodle, in which plantlife finds Marshall entirely too enticing
Offspring by
froodle, in which there are dragons
Based on Your Previous Purchases by
froodle, in which Mars should really pay attention to Amazon's reccomendations
Housework by
froodle, in which a rota cannot be agreed upon
Breakfast by
froodle, in which Dash's attempts at cookery do not go well
Ghost in the Machine by
froodle, in which a new laptop opens an old wound
Consequences by
froodle, in which an encounter with leprechauns leaves the boys very tired indeed
The Microwave by
froodle, in which Andrea Fantucci returns to Eerie after a considerable absense
The Eldritch Abomination in the Room by
froodle, in which the microwave is most definitely not discussed
Basic Household Maintenance by
froodle, in which manticores are inconsiderate houseguests
Torrential by
froodle, in which there is a storm, and the boys eat ice-cream
Linens by
froodle, in which Dash X makes a bed
Night Music by
froodle, in which Simon is woken by a nocturnal visitor
In For The Night by
froodle, in which Dash refuses to leave the house
Hound by
froodle, in which Simon makes a friend
Errands by
froodle, in which Simon has a to-do list
Waterlogged by
froodle, in which Eerie experiences heavy rainfall
Wildlife by
froodle, in which Simon and Marshall go to the beach
Rainbow by
froodle, in which Dash fails to properly appreciate Michael Flatley
Jackolantern by
froodle, in which the local pumpkin patch has a problem
Teller Family History
First Date by
froodle, in which a young Edgar Teller shows off one of his earlier inventions
Popcorn by
froodle. Friday night is always movie night in the Teller household.
The Teller Home for Displaced Youth by
froodle, in which Edgar harbours some doubts about his new home town
Lawn by
froodle, in which Marilyn Teller contemplaces some yardwork
Tornado Day, Revisited by
froodle, in which Syndi learns exactly what it means to be Miss Tornado Day
Wildlife by
froodle, in which Simon and Marshall go to the beach
Culinary Delights by
froodle, in which Syndi's terrible cooking may or may not have been an accident
Camping by
froodle, in which Syndi cannot sleep
Artist in the Family by
froodle, in which an immortal creature takes a liking to Syndi
Without Due Care and Attention by
froodle, in which Syndi finally becomes mobile
Waiting In by
froodle, in which there is an ice-storm and a handyman does not arrive
Brunch by
froodle, in which Marilyn does not appreciate Edgar's help in the kitchen
Handmade by
froodle, in which the Tellers receive a Christmas package from Marilyn's mother
Poor Life Choices by
froodle, in which Syndi loves her brother anyway
Lillian by
froodle, in which Marilyn's mother has concerns
Visitor by
froodle, in which Marshall's grandma comes to stay
Nap by
froodle, in which Marshall has a quiet moment in the Secret Spot
Fresh Sheets by
froodle Tradition by
froodle, in which Dash and Marshall decorate a Christmas tree
Hometown by
froodle, in which Mars and Syndi visit New Jersey