I am crooked.
So I was looking at my face in the mirror yesterday and (apparently this doesn't happen enough, because) I realized something. My face is crooked. Or my nose is. But not really crooked, just like, too far to one side. To the left, I think. Yeah. WEIRD.
It's taken me 22 years to notice my wonky face.
Huh.
I was never very observant.
I took a straight on picture later that night, when I was laying in bed, just 'cause I couldn't believe I hadn't noticed something like that about my face, but it was totally true.
Actually, my whole face is a little bit crooked.
Go figure.
/The shallowest of personal revelations
It's taken me 22 years to notice my wonky face.
Huh.
I was never very observant.
I took a straight on picture later that night, when I was laying in bed, just 'cause I couldn't believe I hadn't noticed something like that about my face, but it was totally true.
Actually, my whole face is a little bit crooked.
Go figure.
/The shallowest of personal revelations