So um

[eerie_descent]

Never sleep with an amateur photographer. Or, I mean, you can sleep with them, just don't fall asleep, 'cause APPARENTLY THEY TAKE PICTURES OF YOU ALL CREEPY LIKE WHILE YOU'RE SNORING STUPIDLY INTO YOUR CRAPPY MESSY HAIR THAT LOOKS LIKE A MUSTACHE IN THE PICTURES 'CAUSE IT'S FLIPPY-UPPY. Weirdly invasive. Least she didn't print them and sniff them like a weirdo or anything. In front of me. I guess it wasn't really that strange it just freaked me out at first. They're just crappy phone pics anyway. She's too weird for me. And that... that's really difficult to be.

Anyway.

In unrelated news, I have changed Mom's text tone to the opening two lines of Carry On My Wayward Son.

I find this hilarious.

Surprisingly, she doesn't mind.