All of a sudden,
This morning my face got really dry. New face wash, prolly, but I didn't bring any moisturizer or anything with me while I'm housesitting. So I rummage around in the medicine cabinet of the guest bathroom, it's full of girly smelly stuff, and I find this big giant tub of stuff that says it's like a face soother, or something, I didn't read it very closely, I just rubbed some in, ya know? Then, as I was putting it back I caught a glimpse of the tiny tagline beneath the giant SOOTHING YADA YADA logo thing. It's for use after waxing. Oh, okay, I don't wax 'cause it looks painful but whatever.
Apparently this cream is a mild analgesic.
I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE, GUYS.
Apparently this cream is a mild analgesic.
I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE, GUYS.