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So you know how Castiel (Ha! Dean called him Cass. I'm callin' him Casty 'cause it reminds me of testes and those are funny) has a really scratchy (sexy sexy scratchy perdition) voice?
I propose the very devout man Casty jacked has throat cancer or something, so Castiel actually took him and saved his life a little longer.
In addition to this, I believe he also has conversations in his mind with devout jacked man, who shall be called DJ from now on. I also propose that DJ tells Casty to do naughty things to Dean. Because my Uncle is a devout man, but is also a perv, and so I know those things are not mutually exclusive.
In even further addition, I believe Casty will fall from grace to save them (Sam'n'Dean, and incidentally the world), because of DJ's voice in his head making him fall in love with Dean. And also because he's never had a nickname before, and it made him tingle in his no-no, until it became a yes-yes.
In what is now closer to multiplication, assuming these points are equally incremented, I believe Uriel should have a similar experience, except for he should fall in lurve with Bobby, because junglefever!Bobby is inexplicably hot.
My final expecation/jacked up wish, would be for Sam to whinge about being alone, then get molested by Roma Downey (jr. Ha!) and realize he's a lesbian gay, and then meet Rosenbaum, because SPN doesn't have enough Rosey, and ride off into the sunset with him, growing their hair into those little ringletts together.
This would be my SPN wishlist for the season.
Thank you very much.
I propose the very devout man Casty jacked has throat cancer or something, so Castiel actually took him and saved his life a little longer.
In addition to this, I believe he also has conversations in his mind with devout jacked man, who shall be called DJ from now on. I also propose that DJ tells Casty to do naughty things to Dean. Because my Uncle is a devout man, but is also a perv, and so I know those things are not mutually exclusive.
In even further addition, I believe Casty will fall from grace to save them (Sam'n'Dean, and incidentally the world), because of DJ's voice in his head making him fall in love with Dean. And also because he's never had a nickname before, and it made him tingle in his no-no, until it became a yes-yes.
In what is now closer to multiplication, assuming these points are equally incremented, I believe Uriel should have a similar experience, except for he should fall in lurve with Bobby, because junglefever!Bobby is inexplicably hot.
My final expecation/jacked up wish, would be for Sam to whinge about being alone, then get molested by Roma Downey (jr. Ha!) and realize he's a lesbian gay, and then meet Rosenbaum, because SPN doesn't have enough Rosey, and ride off into the sunset with him, growing their hair into those little ringletts together.
This would be my SPN wishlist for the season.
Thank you very much.