Unseen, Mars/Dash, M for naughtinessdeifireAugust 31 2015, 18:55:08 UTC
In which somebody finally makes it out of the house for Halloween in Eerie...
Set in the "ten years later" 'verse.
“Guys!” Simon covered his eyes. It had been a long night, and all he wanted to do was get home and shower off the blood of eldritch abomination. But instead-
“Sorry!” Marshall called from the couch, from underneath the blanket he’d hastily thrown over himself and Dash.
“This is why you two have a room. With a door. We have a policy on doors, remember?”
“Sorry,” Marshall said again. “We were watching TV and getting ready to go to Janet’s Halloween party and-“
“Stop,” says Simon. “Some things, once seen, cannot be unseen. As I have already learned more than once tonight.” He began to feel his way along the hallway toward the bathroom.
“How was Janet’s party?” Marshall asked. "You're home kind of early."
Simon sighed. “Fine. Everybody’s fine. No more monsters. I took care of it.”
“Good.” Then, “Wait, what?!”
“We’ll talk about it in the morning.” Simon stepped through the bathroom door and slammed it behind him. Then, eyes still shut, he opened it again long enough to yell, “And Han Solo does not do that with Darth Vader!”
RE: Unseen, Mars/Dash, M for naughtinessfroodleAugust 31 2015, 19:05:19 UTC
oh my god, I love alllll of this! I love that theyre still friends with janet. I love that she gets to have parties now instead of hiding in the world o stuff. I love that simon is badass enough to take care of eldritch abominations by himself!
We have a policy on doors, remember
omg, I love simons policies! and how they never ever get respected... poor simon!
“And Han Solo does not do that with Darth Vader!”
legit dribbled tea down my front laughing at this.
it was... just amazing, thank you so much for filling this one!
Set in the "ten years later" 'verse.
“Guys!” Simon covered his eyes. It had been a long night, and all he wanted to do was get home and shower off the blood of eldritch abomination. But instead-
“Sorry!” Marshall called from the couch, from underneath the blanket he’d hastily thrown over himself and Dash.
“This is why you two have a room. With a door. We have a policy on doors, remember?”
“Sorry,” Marshall said again. “We were watching TV and getting ready to go to Janet’s Halloween party and-“
“Stop,” says Simon. “Some things, once seen, cannot be unseen. As I have already learned more than once tonight.” He began to feel his way along the hallway toward the bathroom.
“How was Janet’s party?” Marshall asked. "You're home kind of early."
Simon sighed. “Fine. Everybody’s fine. No more monsters. I took care of it.”
“Good.” Then, “Wait, what?!”
“We’ll talk about it in the morning.” Simon stepped through the bathroom door and slammed it behind him. Then, eyes still shut, he opened it again long enough to yell, “And Han Solo does not do that with Darth Vader!”
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We have a policy on doors, remember
omg, I love simons policies! and how they never ever get respected... poor simon!
“And Han Solo does not do that with Darth Vader!”
legit dribbled tea down my front laughing at this.
it was... just amazing, thank you so much for filling this one!
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Janet...now that is a story I have some plans for...
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omg PLEASE JANET FIC PLEASE!!
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Ahh Simon's policies never gain much traction do they?
So glad you filled this prompt. :)
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Thanks! :D
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