my life!
MrT sdab ESt: cristine
MrT sdab ESt: ive got some news for you
MrT sdab ESt: for the three months im 18 and your not, im going to adopt you
MrT sdab ESt: and you will be me and melody's daughter, adn you'll hafta play pee wee soccer and go to bed at 9:30 (only if you were good) and then come down at 10 and say taht you couldnt sleep and ask if you could stay with melody (who you would of course call mommy)
MrT sdab ESt: so at least now you know what you hafta do
fluffnlollipops: oh hey then when you were 21 and i was still 20 you could be that cool dad that buys me alcohol
MrT sdab ESt: hmm
MrT sdab ESt: well im going to be a drunk the whole time im your dad not mattter what
MrT sdab ESt: but we can do it all semi legal like when im 21
fluffnlollipops: yea
fluffnlollipops: well, then you can get your cool old friends to get me alcohol
fluffnlollipops: although i supposed ill have some of them as well
MrT sdab ESt: uncle zach will buy you liquor all you want
fluffnlollipops: he will
MrT sdab ESt: oh so whats this
fluffnlollipops: and drink with me and rape me
fluffnlollipops: whats what?
MrT sdab ESt: he'd only rape you if he was drunk too
fluffnlollipops: true
MrT sdab ESt: so when me and melody get marreid she gets to cheat on me with mr layman, and i get to cheat on her with... zach?
fluffnlollipops: yea
fluffnlollipops: youd rather have it that way
fluffnlollipops: but i dont want a household like that
MrT sdab ESt: no!
fluffnlollipops: my parents all cheating on each other
MrT sdab ESt: and to add dysfunction to the fire i fyou werent my daughter id be cheating on melody with you; just like with lisa
fluffnlollipops: oh boy
fluffnlollipops: but since ill be your daughter you'll be with zach?
MrT sdab ESt: then again, if me and meloyd are getting married at 16 and 17, incest wouldnt be the oddest thing going on
fluffnlollipops: how about braden? you make a good couple. i have that picture of you kissing.
MrT sdab ESt: no zach
MrT sdab ESt: no braden
MrT sdab ESt: no cheating!
fluffnlollipops: okay! no cheating!
MrT sdab ESt: achually i heard that married guys get hit on more, jsut cause there married
fluffnlollipops: yes
MrT sdab ESt: but i dont belive it
fluffnlollipops: theyr'e untouchable
MrT sdab ESt: hey hey hey
fluffnlollipops: what??
MrT sdab ESt: and when we get our crap liscence i can drive you meloyd an dsomeone else around
MrT sdab ESt: i can achually have a full car
fluffnlollipops: thats TRUE
fluffnlollipops: because we'll be a FAMILY
MrT sdab ESt: i see no fault to this... other than a sham marrige and being the only kid in high school married
fluffnlollipops: there are no problems to this
fluffnlollipops: although my parents will be in my grade
MrT sdab ESt: you know your right
MrT sdab ESt: so what
fluffnlollipops: everyone will tell me my parents are stupid
MrT sdab ESt: you'll be kicking those kids ass at pee wee soccer and thats what counts
fluffnlollipops: i wont be able to play
fluffnlollipops: ill be too old
MrT sdab ESt: eh, you'll resent us eventually anyway
fluffnlollipops: ill get unadopted when i turn 18
MrT sdab ESt: no you hafta play pee wee soccer, you're our daughter
fluffnlollipops: yea but ill have already grown out of it
MrT sdab ESt: it'll be a busy three months then
fluffnlollipops: yea
MrT sdab ESt: you can still live with us as our sorta daughter
fluffnlollipops: okay
MrT sdab ESt: and when you get married i could walk you down the isle and stuff like that
fluffnlollipops: ohh okay
MrT sdab ESt: although ill prouably be younger than your husband
fluffnlollipops: yes probbaly
MrT sdab ESt: oh yeah and kelly will babysit you when we go out
fluffnlollipops: fun
MrT sdab ESt: gee i hope she's avilible though...
fluffnlollipops: her and lucas can!
MrT sdab ESt: lol
MrT sdab ESt: no we'll hire kelly then she'll have lucas come over while were gone and raid the fridge
fluffnlollipops: haha okay
MrT sdab ESt: ive got some news for you
MrT sdab ESt: for the three months im 18 and your not, im going to adopt you
MrT sdab ESt: and you will be me and melody's daughter, adn you'll hafta play pee wee soccer and go to bed at 9:30 (only if you were good) and then come down at 10 and say taht you couldnt sleep and ask if you could stay with melody (who you would of course call mommy)
MrT sdab ESt: so at least now you know what you hafta do
fluffnlollipops: oh hey then when you were 21 and i was still 20 you could be that cool dad that buys me alcohol
MrT sdab ESt: hmm
MrT sdab ESt: well im going to be a drunk the whole time im your dad not mattter what
MrT sdab ESt: but we can do it all semi legal like when im 21
fluffnlollipops: yea
fluffnlollipops: well, then you can get your cool old friends to get me alcohol
fluffnlollipops: although i supposed ill have some of them as well
MrT sdab ESt: uncle zach will buy you liquor all you want
fluffnlollipops: he will
MrT sdab ESt: oh so whats this
fluffnlollipops: and drink with me and rape me
fluffnlollipops: whats what?
MrT sdab ESt: he'd only rape you if he was drunk too
fluffnlollipops: true
MrT sdab ESt: so when me and melody get marreid she gets to cheat on me with mr layman, and i get to cheat on her with... zach?
fluffnlollipops: yea
fluffnlollipops: youd rather have it that way
fluffnlollipops: but i dont want a household like that
MrT sdab ESt: no!
fluffnlollipops: my parents all cheating on each other
MrT sdab ESt: and to add dysfunction to the fire i fyou werent my daughter id be cheating on melody with you; just like with lisa
fluffnlollipops: oh boy
fluffnlollipops: but since ill be your daughter you'll be with zach?
MrT sdab ESt: then again, if me and meloyd are getting married at 16 and 17, incest wouldnt be the oddest thing going on
fluffnlollipops: how about braden? you make a good couple. i have that picture of you kissing.
MrT sdab ESt: no zach
MrT sdab ESt: no braden
MrT sdab ESt: no cheating!
fluffnlollipops: okay! no cheating!
MrT sdab ESt: achually i heard that married guys get hit on more, jsut cause there married
fluffnlollipops: yes
MrT sdab ESt: but i dont belive it
fluffnlollipops: theyr'e untouchable
MrT sdab ESt: hey hey hey
fluffnlollipops: what??
MrT sdab ESt: and when we get our crap liscence i can drive you meloyd an dsomeone else around
MrT sdab ESt: i can achually have a full car
fluffnlollipops: thats TRUE
fluffnlollipops: because we'll be a FAMILY
MrT sdab ESt: i see no fault to this... other than a sham marrige and being the only kid in high school married
fluffnlollipops: there are no problems to this
fluffnlollipops: although my parents will be in my grade
MrT sdab ESt: you know your right
MrT sdab ESt: so what
fluffnlollipops: everyone will tell me my parents are stupid
MrT sdab ESt: you'll be kicking those kids ass at pee wee soccer and thats what counts
fluffnlollipops: i wont be able to play
fluffnlollipops: ill be too old
MrT sdab ESt: eh, you'll resent us eventually anyway
fluffnlollipops: ill get unadopted when i turn 18
MrT sdab ESt: no you hafta play pee wee soccer, you're our daughter
fluffnlollipops: yea but ill have already grown out of it
MrT sdab ESt: it'll be a busy three months then
fluffnlollipops: yea
MrT sdab ESt: you can still live with us as our sorta daughter
fluffnlollipops: okay
MrT sdab ESt: and when you get married i could walk you down the isle and stuff like that
fluffnlollipops: ohh okay
MrT sdab ESt: although ill prouably be younger than your husband
fluffnlollipops: yes probbaly
MrT sdab ESt: oh yeah and kelly will babysit you when we go out
fluffnlollipops: fun
MrT sdab ESt: gee i hope she's avilible though...
fluffnlollipops: her and lucas can!
MrT sdab ESt: lol
MrT sdab ESt: no we'll hire kelly then she'll have lucas come over while were gone and raid the fridge
fluffnlollipops: haha okay