youshinebrighter23: okay but derek being able to shift
youshinebrighter23:
okay but derek being able to shift into a full wolf right
obviously he doesn’t shift back and forth with clothes on. obviously. so can we talk about how exasperated scott and stiles get.
like they’re in the middle of this huge fight, guns are firing probably, people are dying, blood’s everywhere, wolf!derek comes in and helps to save the day (naturally), but then after everything calms down derek shifts back to human.
and he’s completely naked.
and scott and stiles are so sick of it.
so they start to keep robes with them, random shirts and jeans. scott steals a few of his mom’s nightgowns as a joke until derek immediately shifts back into a wolf and tackles him. but stiles has a few robes (they were on sale he got a good deal it was a good investment) in the back of his jeep, okay, so whenever derek comes in to help them save the day, stiles can roll his eyes afterward and walk over to the back of his jeep and grab one of the robes in the back and throw it at derek’s head like, “dude, we get it. your dick’s great, you don’t have a single ounce of body fat anywhere. start bringing your own fucking clothes to change back into i can’t afford this shit.”
(scott’s eyebrows draw together and he mumbles, “wait, why did you look at his dick”)
but derek doesn’t care. he’s a werewolf, being part of nature is just part of him, and it’s entirely natural for him to be naked. it doesn’t bother him, he’s not ashamed of his body or anything (who would be amirite), but stiles is pretty much the only one who keeps whining and complaining after the hundredth time it happens.
so when derek’s shifted back, letting scott deal with the witch behind him as he walks over to stiles, he asks, “do you have a problem with me?”
"i have a problem with your dick," stiles replies, and then immediately turns around and pretends that he didn’t answer at all. maybe if he ignores derek, derek will forget that he even tried to speak.
derek has a great memory. he does not forget.
"you have a problem with my dick," he echoes.
"yes. yes, i do," stiles answers, storming over to derek a very naked derek wow he looks even better up close the world sucks."you’re just flaunting yourself around while the rest of us are trying to save the world. you’re welcome, by the way."
derek sighs. “i don’t even shift back until the bad guys are dead. i make sure to do that.”
"why?"
"because you always stop paying attention to the bad guys," derek answers easily. "as soon as i’m naked, that’s what you’re focused on."
stiles pauses.
derek does, too.
and then - “well, maybe if you were to show me your naked body in the confines of my bedroom, i’d get used to it and wouldn’t be so distracted all the time.”
"solid hypothesis. we’ll test it at 9 tonight."
(for the record, stiles is even more distracted after he knows what derek looks like when he’s naked and shuddering through an orgasm.
derek continues to shift back after the bad guys are dead.)
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okay but derek being able to shift into a full wolf right
obviously he doesn’t shift back and forth with clothes on. obviously. so can we talk about how exasperated scott and stiles get.
like they’re in the middle of this huge fight, guns are firing probably, people are dying, blood’s everywhere, wolf!derek comes in and helps to save the day (naturally), but then after everything calms down derek shifts back to human.
and he’s completely naked.
and scott and stiles are so sick of it.
so they start to keep robes with them, random shirts and jeans. scott steals a few of his mom’s nightgowns as a joke until derek immediately shifts back into a wolf and tackles him. but stiles has a few robes (they were on sale he got a good deal it was a good investment) in the back of his jeep, okay, so whenever derek comes in to help them save the day, stiles can roll his eyes afterward and walk over to the back of his jeep and grab one of the robes in the back and throw it at derek’s head like, “dude, we get it. your dick’s great, you don’t have a single ounce of body fat anywhere. start bringing your own fucking clothes to change back into i can’t afford this shit.”
(scott’s eyebrows draw together and he mumbles, “wait, why did you look at his dick”)
but derek doesn’t care. he’s a werewolf, being part of nature is just part of him, and it’s entirely natural for him to be naked. it doesn’t bother him, he’s not ashamed of his body or anything (who would be amirite), but stiles is pretty much the only one who keeps whining and complaining after the hundredth time it happens.
so when derek’s shifted back, letting scott deal with the witch behind him as he walks over to stiles, he asks, “do you have a problem with me?”
"i have a problem with your dick," stiles replies, and then immediately turns around and pretends that he didn’t answer at all. maybe if he ignores derek, derek will forget that he even tried to speak.
derek has a great memory. he does not forget.
"you have a problem with my dick," he echoes.
"yes. yes, i do," stiles answers, storming over to derek a very naked derek wow he looks even better up close the world sucks."you’re just flaunting yourself around while the rest of us are trying to save the world. you’re welcome, by the way."
derek sighs. “i don’t even shift back until the bad guys are dead. i make sure to do that.”
"why?"
"because you always stop paying attention to the bad guys," derek answers easily. "as soon as i’m naked, that’s what you’re focused on."
stiles pauses.
derek does, too.
and then - “well, maybe if you were to show me your naked body in the confines of my bedroom, i’d get used to it and wouldn’t be so distracted all the time.”
"solid hypothesis. we’ll test it at 9 tonight."
(for the record, stiles is even more distracted after he knows what derek looks like when he’s naked and shuddering through an orgasm.
derek continues to shift back after the bad guys are dead.)
Posted in full at: http://eemilyvr1.tumblr.com/post/97271786365