Jul 12, 2006 14:14
I have launched a new competition, it's called Jason's Unequivocal Idiot of the Decade.
I say decade because by the time i have to speak of this again none you of will remember and i won't have to do it...
Anyway the contenders are:
*TELSTRA* - After i recieved a $750 phone bill for cancelling my service i rang up and complained of the necessity of such a large amount and promptly had the bill reduced to $110 (the remainder of my contract). Today i recieved a cheque in the mail for $75 instead of a bill. Confused? I sure am!
*John Howard* - I think the australian public is done with the lesser of two evils thing and might finally move onto labour. As if pissing off every single australian worker with your IR reforms (btw instead of trading workers rights and pay for mere tax cuts how about giving us the choice!) now you're starting to eat away at your own party!
Bring back Latho to Labour!
*India* - The rest of the world wants to preserve certain sections of Antarctica, India wants to build huge research stations on said sections to study, wait for it, a holy river! You're searching for the origins of your river on a giant block of ice people! You might want to make sure before you defy the world.
*North Korea* - You might not have oil, but dudes, America will fuck you up if you keep firing missiles into the ocean. Those "American bastards" might not stand a chance but when even China and Russia back away and go like "Hey, whoa guys thats a bit dangerous" how do think the rest of the world will react?
thats all i can think of for now, post anymore nominations or votes here