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hey all. i have a major migrain from headbanging all day in the pool. it was fun, but now my brains are jostled, and they hurt. i have to piss too. brb *goes to piss*, ok im back. yah, you needed to know that. im starving i ate ramen noodles all day, and as i would say to annoy becca, roman's noodles. for all of you who dont know what the fuck im talking about, roman is a guy who becca has been stalking since the moment she saw him, and she knows everything about him. but yeah. i miss her now more than ever, and matt is making the same mistake with his gf that i did. fuck i hate this world. *starts yelling in a dramatic drunken tone* "WHY ARE WE ALL ON THIS BIG SPINNING BALL THAT WE CALL EARTH!!!! WHY IS THIS SPINNING BALL SPINNING!!!???? WHAT!?!?! WAS GOD TOO GOOD TO MAKE IT A REGULAR BALL, NOT JUST SPINNING!!! WHY COULDNT HE MAKE 2 BALLS AND GIVE THIS ONE A SMALL GREEN FRIEND?!?!?!?! AND WHAT IS THIS THING HERE??!?!
Oz:"its a mountain of shot glasses that ive been making for the last hour and a half while uve been drinking them"
me, still in a drunken tone:"i hate it!!!!!! i hate it!!! get it out of here!!!!!!!!" *turns around and walks toward the bar door and turns again to face oz. then he runs headlong into the shotglass mountain and falls on the floor in a shower of glass*
fuck heaven is soo mad at me right now that she cant even think wether she hates me or not. fuck now i truly feel the worst in my life.
Oz:"its a mountain of shot glasses that ive been making for the last hour and a half while uve been drinking them"
me, still in a drunken tone:"i hate it!!!!!! i hate it!!! get it out of here!!!!!!!!" *turns around and walks toward the bar door and turns again to face oz. then he runs headlong into the shotglass mountain and falls on the floor in a shower of glass*
fuck heaven is soo mad at me right now that she cant even think wether she hates me or not. fuck now i truly feel the worst in my life.