Mom Vs. the T.V.
I removed the television from my bedroom today. My mom threw a minor tempertantrum when she arrived home and realized what I had done. She claimed that if I leave the T.V. unplugged for long enough, when it is plugged back in, it will explode. She is so screwed up. I don't know how she could possibly be my biological mother.
Another mother and television story: When I was first born or maybe a year or so after, she put potted plants on top of our family television. You can guess what happened when she watered them.
Another mother and television story: When I was first born or maybe a year or so after, she put potted plants on top of our family television. You can guess what happened when she watered them.